Seeing as I'm a girl, no offense taken :) Here you are, seeing straight into my soul. You are 90% accurate, which is kind of freaky, but also pretty cool. Thank you so much by the way :) I picture you as someone who enjoys reading up on random topics just to gather little bits of interesting information. You also seem very polite, intelligent, and well-informed. I think that you might be shy, introverted, and formal with strangers, but more relaxed or goofy with close friends. I have a feeling that you're the "mom friend" (or "dad friend") and the responsible one. I'm pretty sure that you love planning ahead and not procrastinating too.

I found you on the FunSubsters tab, and you look 80% like what I envisioned.

Oh, but I was always here. Lurking in the darkness.

Thank you :) We all love you and your froggie posts <3

*Did you call?*

I have to go check the FunSubsters page now...I knew you were a beard guy though!

I've actually never seen your face, I don't look at the FunSubsters tab too often, so here's my guesses:
I feel like you're around 29 or something. You sound like a beard kind of person, if you are a male, I don't really know. Probably outgoing and sarcastic.

Aw, thank you :) My friends might say otherwise, but that means a lot <3

Worn leather books along with the aforementioned scrolls

*has to be by candlelight for full effect*

Why is that the best description of someone I've ever heard...

@snowbeast @strangelyacoustic I don't know why, but I just really want your opinions on this if you don't mind. I feel like we talk a lot, so you might have some good guesses

I would be too if ships kept sailing over me

You know, I've always wondered how you envision me. Like, in real life. But based on what I write here. What do you think I look like? How old am I? I'm actually curious now... I'd love to see your answer @strangelyacoustic

So holding your mom hostage over a river with piranhas is general and completely okay, but this is too specific?

But I still exist, whether you question me or not...

You would have said the same thing about Fish God last month, yet here we are

@strangelyacoustic I took that form for the sake of this meme, but I am all fish at once @nelson Thanks, it's nice to live instead of becoming sushi

Lucky guess