The idea that you see yourself as 5 or 10 or however many more times attractive than you actually are is false. Many studies have actually shown the opposite. When asked to describe themselves to a sketch artist, most people exaggerated what they perceived as flaws while glossing over their attractive features.

AB+, I'm genetically hardwired to be selfish. Also, if you want to find out your blood type it's really easy, thinkgeek.com has a blood typing kit for ~$10

His comics are amazing. One day when you have a couple hours go to barnes and nobel, order a drink, and read through a couple

Am I the only one twisted enough to want to see cardboard grievers set loose in the maze too?

But on the bright side, we legalized pot and the worst thing that happened was people stole a sign.

Wait... am I supposed to take care of the celebrities or their teeth? Cause I'll be honest, I don't think I'm qualified for either.

To each, their own. You can't help what you are or are not attracted to, be that male, female, muscles, or fluff (or in my case fictional characters) (goddammit Loki)

Looking at that last picture all I can think is "come play with us"

While not untrue, this post is misleading. Current medical research indicates that body chemistry has almost everything to do with weight. The whole "calories in, calories out" thing has failed in every clinical test leading us to consider other factors. In fact, people who are overweight and have been all their lives have a much harder time loosing weight without medical or professional intervention. I'm not saying that the weight can't be lost, I just want people to know that there's a lot more at work than calorie counting can fix and shaming people for "not having self control" doesn't help. No, you probably shouldn't be ordering a Big Mac, but instead of pointing fingers we need to figure out what is driving some people to overeat while others have no problem turning fast food down.

The "pimples" described in the post are actually something called systic acne. NEVER FUCKING TRY TO POP THESE! I felt the need to curse to express how important it is not to mess with these fuckers. Skin has 2 layers, the top layer can get whiteheads and blackheads which you still shouldn't pop, but we all do. The second layer can get infections that appear on the top layer like a hard, red bump, usually painful to the touch, but never actually reach the surface. By trying to pop these you just end up forcing the infection to spread in the lower layer and make everything much worse. They're like angry hobos, leave them the fuck alone and eventually they'll go away. Mess with them and you'll get covered in shit.

It's times like this that almost make up for our hypocritical church leaders *cough* newlifechurch *cough*

To quote Hyperbole and a Half, "thinking yourself out of depression is like trying to punch yourself until your arms grow back. A fundimental part is missing and it isn't going to work."

Living Dead Girl, by Rob Zombie

I'm not sure the op sees the flawed logic in this assertion. "Something used to be this and is now that" is not an argument, it's an observation. It's like posting 2 pictures of someone having a seizure with one saying "1500's, Demonic Possession" and the other saying "2014, Epilepsy" then summing it up by saying "SATAN IS NOT A DISEASE"

Did not expect that last pic. I choked on my cereal.

I...I'm disturbed at how attractive I find DeVille. Like, I would totally be his lacky, no matter how many puppies I had to bring him, and illustrations aren't meant to make me question my morals.

My car is always acting up in some way, except for whenever we're around other saturns, then it drives perfectly. I think that's why I love my car so much. We both kind of suck at real life, but pretend everything is great around our family.