abel_hazard

abel_hazard


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Hi 3 comments
abel_hazard · 2 hours ago
I vote we domesticate them and call them fish hounds. Then cold-weather-dwellers can get little pet seal puppies for their kids when they're eight.
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Makes me sad 21 comments
abel_hazard · 2 hours ago
The modern concept of art-as-examination was very useful for about fifty years, until we learned what it was supposed to teach us. The concepts of artisanship-as-art and art-as-social-function have always been here and do not need replacement, as evidenced by the current trends in design and the popularity of Apple products (whatever ELSE the latter one may say about our social values...)
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Seriously where are the souls coming from? 13 comments
abel_hazard · 3 hours ago
Nobody said time was linear between reincarnations. If reincarnation is true, technically? All we ever need is one soul.
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It's not called "The Beast and The Beast" 26 comments
abel_hazard · 6 hours ago
Wait, so everyone else fantasy casts their own work, too? (Mine will never make it. Some of these premises make Sharknado look sane; I'm just incurably silly.)
A pioneer 3 comments
abel_hazard · 17 hours ago
Okay, so I know everybody says Ted Bundy looks like young GW Bush? But there's a lot of Bob Saget in there too.
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It's not called "The Beast and The Beast" 26 comments
abel_hazard · 18 hours ago
Obviously, I was talking about Amy Schumer?
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It's not called "The Beast and The Beast" 26 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
Wrong role. Belle is *supposed* to be pretty. According to the books, Hermione Granger isn't. Remember, that's a chick for whom it takes literal fucking magic to get her hair to behave.
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Daily Dose of Love #17- Did he say this into a mirror? 10 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
Seriously, I am a shambling tire fire of a human being most of the time and my mate consistently acts as if he's completely twitterpated over me. This is about a decade into the relationship now.
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Daily Dose of Love #17- Did he say this into a mirror? 10 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
So I had a brief moment of confusion because I thought the title was talking about checking dialogue realism (saying shit into a mirror is how some writers figure out if anyone would ever ever say that in real life).
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How it's like not know what you're doing 13 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
Well, written in like the 70's through early 80's.
How it's like not know what you're doing 13 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
I kind of feel like Flagg was the counterpoint to Friedman, though? And Friedman was excellent.
How it's like not know what you're doing 13 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
I have problems with Margaret until I take a deep breath and repeat "written in the '50's" to myself for a while.
Special gems that don't get constant notice: Nurse Baker is awesome.
Also, fuck Frank Burns.
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How it's like not know what you're doing 13 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
I wanted to be Hawkeye Pierce when I grew up.
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Not all cops are racist assholes 11 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Well, duh. Not all cops have to be racist assholes. But if 1 in 100 cops is going to be one, you're still gonna be scared shitless when they pull you over. And I'm sorry, but unless I start reaching for something they can't see, it shouldn't make a fucking difference whether I'm polite to the cop or not.
I have made eye contact with a cop as I disobeyed him (giving a feminine hygeine product to a homeless woman who requested it), and didn't get so much as touched, but I also recognize that that's because of a laaaaaarge number of intervening factors, and there are places where my actions would have gotten me tazed or worse.
The sad truth 14 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
I agree with you? But I'd like to point out I wasn't talking about Lady Deadpool. You all have seen him in action. You can NOT tell me he doesn't practice kissy faces in/on the mirror.
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The unquacked hero 5 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Donald Duck makes so much more SENSE if you assume he has PTSD.
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The sad truth 14 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Foggy Nelson. Tony Stark doesn't always remember you're not the maid.
The sad truth 14 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
I think maybe the bigger problem is that we all want Deadpool but complain when there's kevlar scraps everywhere and lipstick on the mirror.
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A word from our Sponsors. 11 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Would Mayor Dana be considered a special case, though?
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So when you all die you will become her attendants 14 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Evidently "goddess of" and "practitioner of" are separate things. Very separate things.
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So when you all die you will become her attendants 14 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Great, now I can't stop saying it in my head. Pluff pluff pluff.
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Welcome to Sweden 2 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Let me guess: "Redbull with vodka (without vodka)"
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A word from our Sponsors. 11 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Well, the obvious answer would be either "New Desert Bluffs" or "The Dog Park," but then, nothing's ever obvious.
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who let this happen 71: oh please they'd be an island full of piggys 26 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
That's because the author is A) from a different century, at this point, and B) a person who has never spent time in a middle school girls' locker room, I'm betting.
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who let this happen 71: oh please they'd be an island full of piggys 26 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Also Jesus Christ do middle school girls get scary fast. I'm pretty sure if Lord of the Flies: girl redux had gone down with a set of frou private school girls not only would things have ended just as badly, but add three deliberate suicides and a couple extra sexual assault incidents into the mix.
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