abel_hazard

abel_hazard


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Cops love shooting dogs 53 comments
abel_hazard · 4 hours ago
Honestly, I think animals' moral rights far outstrip the ones they're legally "granted." The question of how far that goes, of course, gets uncomfortable fast, especially when you take into account that humans really are intended to be omnivores, with at least a partial meat diet.
Where are they getting so much food?! 9 comments
abel_hazard · 7 hours ago
Also, if they were fat when they started, and they're not getting fed regularly, they're pretty much locked in. If your calorie intake goes too low, your body can go into starvation and will sometimes straight-up eat your muscles before it dips into those precious fat reserves, despite the fact that's clearly what they're for.
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Doesn't work for men though 9 comments
abel_hazard · 7 hours ago
See, I'm just fat. The guys who are out there looking for fat sugar babies are usually looking specifically for low self esteem. Not an option for me.
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Cops love shooting dogs 53 comments
abel_hazard · 10 hours ago
Humans: solving problems with other problems since we realized wolves feared wildfire.
Cops love shooting dogs 53 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
So your argument is that A) a life has no intrinsic value other than the function it serves, and B) no function that cannot be linked to a metric of value has a positive impact on society?
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Sign of our times 6 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
Because the only end to struggle is death? To live is to fight?
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I'm naming my future dog Dogmeat 6 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Dogmeat after Fallout 3 or Dogmeat after Marcus Parks?
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Burned!! 16 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Shit, I wasn't sexually active till 23, but I had to take birth control from age 15 to 25 just due to a hormonal disorder.
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What's the use of money? 9 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
"House." In America. Right. The word you're after is "apartment," and you're moving back in with your parents after your PPO declares your cancer a pre-existing condition somehow.
One of the most venomous spiders and its bite. brown recluse it lives in North America. 17 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
And it totally is life-threatening if you are either under, like, eight years old or for other reasons under 50-70 pounds.
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What's the use of money? 9 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
If the hospital has any sense, they'll A) try to give it back to her, and B) when she refuses, mark it as a donation and use it to pay for someone else's treatment.
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He got a point 21 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
Look, if I "couldn't put aside feelings" for someone, I'd have literally zero friends except my husband. I've crushed on everyone. It's seriously not that hard. You ignore the feelings for about a year to a year and a half. If it starts to get out of hand, you notify your friend that you have feelings for them and you understand that they're not interested in you, but you'd like their help managing the feelings (i.e., please no hugs right now, that's going to make things awkward). Eventually, the feelings die, and you go on with your friendship.
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More realistic version 1 comments
abel_hazard · 6 days ago
Judging by a lot of the bearded people that I know, the first one is more appropriate.
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Get ze flammenwerfer 18 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Point. Synonyms are actually also rarer in German than in English, but less rare than homonyms. I think it might be because German has a lower proportion of foreign loan words and did not, at any point in its history, decide to adopt both the Greek and Latin roots for half of its concepts.
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College in a nutshell 13 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
And thus is born my habit of waiting and hoping for somebody else who knows them to say it.
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Get ze flammenwerfer 18 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Synonyms are fairly rare in German, thankfully.
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Get ze flammenwerfer 18 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Unfortunate synonym. "Wachsen" is to grow - actually, I think that's why we say the moon "waxes." "Wachsen," unfortunately, means "to wax," too. There's no spoken difference. One is "Let your hair grow" and one is "to let your hair (be) waxed."
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Meowth thats right 19 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Not to mention the sweetest character in the show when not under Jessie's direct influence.
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This morning Bjorn went to Rainbow Bridge. Sleep well old friend. 16 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Poor baby. Good puppy.
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Kermit da frog 3 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Isn't that Kermit's nephew?
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My cat is broken, I need a new one 2 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Your cat is just fine. All that's gone wrong is it's switched to Halloween mode early.
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He got a point 21 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
It's always lovely to find out you didn't have a friend, just a wannabe boyfriend.
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Probably seen as a bad thing 7 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
I will stop... the world
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Probably seen as a bad thing 7 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
It's a still from Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.
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