abel_hazard

abel_hazard


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The cons of a relationship 16 comments
abel_hazard · 15 hours ago
I hear way too much bullshit from people who think other people's feelings are "feelings" and their feelings are "facts."
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Friends shouldn't treat each other like that 12 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Okay, but the rules of the game do make a difference in how people act. There's a reason more people get into fights over Monopoly than Clue. (Mostly because Monopoly was specifically engineered to make people hate the game, but the point stands.)
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I want gender bent yuno 2 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
..... okay, Shiro. But only because I like Mion better than Shion.
I want gender bent yuno 2 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Abort abort ABORT RUN AWAY
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good 45 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
Just because you've seen worse doesn't mean it ain't bad.
Friends shouldn't treat each other like that 12 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
Nope. Person at the top has resources (financial and social) and can position themselves for whatever status system replaces the current one. Person one rung above bottom has limited resources and if the status system change doesn't go their way, they end up on the bottom.
well, now the secret is out.. they love us.. 8 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
Oh my god that means there are elephants out there whose deepest pain/life philosophy is "don't trust the cute ones" that's awful.
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Minor inconvienence man to the not rescue! 70 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
Veeeeeery slightly melt chocolate bars so they go out of temper and get all chalky tasting.
A gang of Hagrids 31 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
I love the idea, but at the same time, if it were a gang of Hagrids those would be mastiffs and wolfhounds, not Pekingese and Chihuahuas. Either that or somebody would have a rattlesnake.
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Instead they say liberal 3 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
Yeah, they are, actually. I mean, they say "libtard" instead of "open-minded," but yeah.
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Friends shouldn't treat each other like that 12 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
The person most invested in the status system is never the one at the top. It's the person one rung above the bottom who has the most to lose.
God dammit Susan 6 comments
abel_hazard · 5 days ago
Yeah, certain denominations of Evangelical totally teach their kids that if you don't try to convert your friends you don't really like them.
Tail's no silent 11 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Depending on the taper, you actually wouldn't need a very long boneless area at the end of the tip to reach those speeds, though. At small diameter, skin and tissue would likely hold together reasonably well - that's how leather bullwhips work, after all, and I'd bet dinosaur hide is tougher than cowhide.
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Amigara fault 11 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
My spouse is PRAYING for them to use this in the Junji Ito collection.
Baby tiger loves human! 7 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
I love that dude. Of course, the teegees are now HUGE, but they still love him.
I like free pizza though 11 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
It's so sad that there's probably some girl out there who thinks she genuinely has a friend, when it's just some fuckboy trying to play a long con.
I like free pizza though 11 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
It's so sad that there's probably some girl out there who thinks she genuinely has a friend, when it's just some fuckboy trying to play a long con.
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Nice try Joker 3 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Why the hell does static not get more adaptations? He was amazing.
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Every day we stray further from god 9 comments
abel_hazard · 2 weeks ago
This sounds dumb until you remember that the spatterdash is in fact a thing.
Stupidity part 6 21 comments
abel_hazard · 2 weeks ago
Also, can we please agree that regardless of timing You Do An Abortion For An Ectopic Pregnancy because there is zero chance of either patient surviving that pregnancy?
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Stupidity part 6 21 comments
abel_hazard · 2 weeks ago
See, the second trimester thing actually makes sense, but there's this whole *line* issue - like, I won't get pregnant right now because I live in a state that's a little crazy about this stuff, and due to a couple of hormone disorders there's a decent chance that somewhere in trimester 2 my doctor's gonna be like, "Okay, but if you keep going this is probably gonna kill you and you're *definitely* never getting nerve function in that foot back," and if it's a situation where I have to go out of state then that delays the whole shebang till the baby can *definitely* think and feel pain and might kill *both* of us in the process.
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Stupidity part 6 21 comments
abel_hazard · 2 weeks ago
Please note that I have in fact met people for whom that would not have been sacrasm.
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Buff 7 comments
abel_hazard · 2 weeks ago
Whoever is prescribing Emily's HRT needs to be sued for malpractice.
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Stupidity part 6 21 comments
abel_hazard · 2 weeks ago
please be sarcasm please be sarcasm please be sarcasm
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