abel_hazard

abel_hazard


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That's how the get their equipments 2 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
Yeah, but the bad news is, if they confiscate it as evidence, and you're *not* guilty? They don't have to give it back.
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Sad but true 9 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
or "gifted" programs, for the younger ones.
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Sad but true 9 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
They, um - they actually do.
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When you're supposed to be pretty but you're not 21 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
Nah. Pretty sure most transfer services would charge more for the transfer than either of us have.
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How do you even f*ck something up that badly 12 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
Sounds like some guys I know.
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How do you even f*ck something up that badly 12 comments
abel_hazard · 5 days ago
Y'all know XKCD made this thing specifically to annoy people, right?
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Am I The Only One Who Thinks Mr. Gold Is Fine Af 10 comments
abel_hazard · 6 days ago
Mr. Gold falls under that strange category of crushes where if I met that type IRL I would keep a minimum safe distance at all times but if there's a fourth wall between us I keep trying to lick them.
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wise words from Mr. Jackson 17 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Uhhhh.... A) I grew up in the South and three of my cousins have been shot. Pretty sure the South ain't innocent. B) You want people to "understand the value of life," they're gonna need a life worth living first. I have danced with despair a lot, and let me tell you, unless you are HARD trained to assume others have more value than you, no one looks like they're worth much.
Girls and guys 13 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Bingo. Girls are raised to think through the *implications* of what they said - i.e., if I say something, and five logical steps down the line it insults my aunt, my mom's gonna tan my backside. And then guys get pissed at us for thinking through what *they* say and getting mad at the implied insult to a friend, or just our intelligence. God knows my mate got mad at me for insisting he thought through what he said in the first two years of our marriage, but he's gotta admit, he stopped getting blackballed for promotions after that...
Haha I love milo 31 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
He's not talking about people not caring about male suicides, so much as people not caring that there are specifically more male suicides than female suicides - i.e., he doesn't care about suicide, he's just finding a way to make it about gender.
"If you're under 6 feet don't even talk to me" 18 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Ummmm.... yeah, I've been told that before. A lot.
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Daily Dose of Love #41- You guys have any stories about crazy-exes? 19 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
I meant chloroform. I forget exactly what it's used for in that context - something about its solvent properties?
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That's f*cked up 13 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Slang is how language evolves. "Puke" wasn't a real word until somebody made it up.
Haha I love milo 31 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Well, he does fairly deliberately word things to cause controversy. It is/was his bread and butter. He's basically a professional edgelord.
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Haha I love milo 31 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Taken out of context, I think it was.
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Haha I love milo 31 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Remind people that some people pay *money* to hear what Milo has to say. That'll get the numbers up.
Daily Dose of Love #41- You guys have any stories about crazy-exes? 19 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Works in an organic chemistry lab?
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yeeep 27 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
If you're not from a religion/denomination that believes in it, read over the doctrine of transubstantiation and spend a few hours trying to wrap your head around it.
Everyone's triggered = tumblr 4 comments
abel_hazard · 2 weeks ago
Because for the majority of human history, women are the gender that has not been accorded equal rights.
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Some people just want to watch the world burn 14 comments
abel_hazard · 2 weeks ago
It's an abomination that people like to try to sneak into things that mayonnaise belongs in.
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Ironic-man? 13 comments
abel_hazard · 2 weeks ago
Dude was sixteen. Sixteen-year-old RDJ was an ass, but it's been thirty-six years.
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2017 10 comments
abel_hazard · 2 weeks ago
Dude, we're barely over fifteen years in. Trust me.... we'll come up with a war.
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Do we really see ourselves more beautiful? 12 comments
abel_hazard · 2 weeks ago
There was a study done at one point, and they compared people's own 1-10 ratings of themselves to other peoples 1-10 ratings of their pictures. No, you likely don't think you're "five times" as attractive as you are, but most people do, on average, think they're 1 or 1.5 points higher on the scale than they are. Bonus, though: if you suffer from chronic depression, you probably know *exactly* how attractive you are to other people, because the personal investment that makes people see themselves as more attractive is less likely to affect you.
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Some questions may never be answered 6 comments
abel_hazard · 2 weeks ago
Argh sexism everywhere.