abel_hazard

abel_hazard


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Thank you Kevin 13 comments
abel_hazard · 8 hours ago
Thank you for both knowing the context and articulating the problem.
Just nod & smile 5 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
Why is there an oil painting of Steve Carell?
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Huh, well that's a new take on it 20 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
Yeeees, but the man who knows how to use a pen has a thousand swords.
People who oppose GMO's 12 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
GMOs are awesome. We *do* need to make sure we use them responsibly, though, as single-strain crop monopolies have so far given us the Irish potato famine and the near-loss of the world's banana crops. Plus, we never know what ignored genes from the less popular strains we'll turn out to need later.
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Thoughts? 38 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
Why the hell did they have him in general population? They knew exactly what was going to happen.
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Based dad jr 27 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
So it'll teach her how rich people apparently feel about paying taxes like normal people do.
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When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 52 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
Seriously, America's world economic role is primarily as a currency benchmark and a culture exporter. We are REALLY dependent. We need more manufacturing, but even after that happens, we're going to need those relationships for stability and because let's face it, the labor costs may need to rise to pay people fairly? But Malaysia has that microchip shit DOWN.
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Being average 6 comments
abel_hazard · 5 days ago
So did a lot of really average people.
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When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 52 comments
abel_hazard · 5 days ago
The problem is that the U.S. changing *by itself* is going to mean India and China have an excuse to back out of the talks, and the U.S. changing by itself is going to have an economic incentive not to change, because if we're taking climate measures, we're severely handicapping ourselves in the short term against economies that aren't. We also won't have nearly the environmental impact that's needed if China and India, which have tremendous population and impact, back out, because the entire point of the talks is that the *world* has to get on this shit, not just the ostensibly "developed" economies.
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When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 52 comments
abel_hazard · 5 days ago
Orrrr it has something to do with our original leader status in global efforts against climate change, and us attempting to shuffle our role in it off giving other countries an excuse to ignore it as well, which may kill literal millions of people down the line, solely because our leadership wants to pander to the agenda of a few large companies and the people who think the coal industry is somehow magically going to revive.
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Whoever wrote this headline is a savage 11 comments
abel_hazard · 5 days ago
I'd kill for a standing desk or a treadmill desk, actually. Being stuck on your butt, not moving, for eight hours a day, does favors neither for my attention span nor my weight.
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When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 52 comments
abel_hazard · 5 days ago
Seriously, other world leaders are literally calling the administration out for acting "like a five-year-old" now, and I can't really disagree.
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When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 52 comments
abel_hazard · 6 days ago
Do I need popcorn for this cat fight?
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When its a 3000 word paper on oranges 52 comments
abel_hazard · 6 days ago
https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4552309/donald-trump-american-dream - actual quote is very slightly longer and dumber (there's a throwaway line in there about "on life support"). Kicks off at about 40 seconds.
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Trigger warning 18 comments
abel_hazard · 6 days ago
Seriously, fuck people who think being offended means they get to cry "triggered." If you ain't on the floor crying and hyperventilating from a panic attack, suck it up.
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Economically conscious puffin 21 comments
abel_hazard · 6 days ago
Guest started this off being rude by calling OP a liar.
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Seriously. 52 comments
abel_hazard · 6 days ago
Which unfortunately also has the effect of defrauding city-dwellers of their voice, because a rural resident's vote essentially counts 3x in the electoral college what an urban resident's does.
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Who train this man!? 13 comments
abel_hazard · 6 days ago
Nice cosplay, tho.
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What a classy meal! 3 comments
abel_hazard · 6 days ago
The secret to an impressive culinary career is adjectives. Describe your food.
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Oberon the great dog 31 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
All hail the good dog. Good dog, Oberon.
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Regressiveness of the far left 69 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
No, I mean he does shit like stating, on a medium visible to basically the entire US, that a terrorism suspect should be shot in the head, which any decent defense lawyer is going to be able to turn into like six mistrials due to jury prejudice. So, yeah, that one tweet (among a lot of others) cost us a shitload of taxpayer money and prolonged the victims' wait for justice because he can't possibly hire enough staff to cover his gaps in governmental/legal knowledge.
Regressiveness of the far left 69 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Comedians are slamming Trump at every turn because Trump has no idea how to government. Even if you agree with his philosophies, he has no idea how the framework he's trying to use works.
Accidental rape 16 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
I think they're trying to do the "you never thought of it that way before, did you" thing and no, it's not working. I mean, yes, getting consent to touch the dick is a step that must come before putting on a condom, but it's *not* part of putting on the condom. That's like your driving instructor asking you to put on your seat belt and then dinging you because you didn't demonstrate opening the car door and getting in before putting on your seat belt.
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Accidental rape 16 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
It's one of those groups trying to teach people that consent is an integral part of sex. Bad method of demonstrating, tho.
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Dad preparing his son for marriage 7 comments
abel_hazard · 1 week ago
Yeah, my main criterion for considering marriage is that my life has to be better *with* the person than without, which these days I guess makes me super picky? I'd probably be single if it weren't for my spouse.
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