abel_hazard

abel_hazard


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It is everything an epic fantasy should be 5 comments
abel_hazard · 27 minutes ago
The genre is way wider than LotR - LotR isn't an *example,* it's the *original.* This is where we *get* modern epic fantasy. Naturally, some have improved on it.
I dare you 27 comments
abel_hazard · 32 minutes ago
https://thinkprogress.org/trump-end-legal-aid-bdfeb94c1559#.5c2jwt2no ... huh. I may be getting into too many political arguments with my parents.
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Now I know why the sign said "don't feed the ducks" I had to run for my 10 comments
abel_hazard · 9 hours ago
Those look like female Mallards. Those little bastards will follow you to the ends of the earth if they suspect you possess bread, potato chips, or cat food. Godspeed.
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When your freedoms dont restrict you and capitalism is the best system 13 comments
abel_hazard · 14 hours ago
Oh, Americans absolutely eat too much, and that's due to voluntary choices, but "just choose not to eat so much" is a more complex decision than you'd think, and one which can be directly affected by hormones and chemical additives. During the course of treatment for a hormone imbalance I have, for instance, I've had month long periods during which I was literally never not ravenously hungry, to a point which would normally indicate I hadn't eaten in over twelve hours.
When your freedoms dont restrict you and capitalism is the best system 13 comments
abel_hazard · 15 hours ago
Let's not lie to ourselves: America IS fat. And we're fat in no small part because our food additive restrictions are a joke.
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Grab 'em 9 comments
abel_hazard · 16 hours ago
Proof that someone does not understand the concept of "duress" and why workplace sexual harrassment is illegal.
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Grab 'em 9 comments
abel_hazard · 22 hours ago
Mockingjay Part 2 made $650 M at the box office. That's a whole lot of people who think shooting fascists with arrows is cool.
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If you do this to waiters, I will track you down and shit in your mailbox 23 comments
abel_hazard · 22 hours ago
Yeah, for two people, unless you're in a Chili's or a TGIF, five bucks might be a little skimpy.
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If you do this to waiters, I will track you down and shit in your mailbox 23 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
And you will deserve it when the waiter complains to their manager and gets your ass thrown out.
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Last time I'm baking bread 13 comments
abel_hazard · 1 day ago
Fine, just leave me hanging.
*grabs cop p*rn* 48 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Much thanks!
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*grabs cop p*rn* 48 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
Link please! Not because I doubt that it exists, but I'm having trouble finding it and need it.
Last time I'm baking bread 13 comments
abel_hazard · 2 days ago
TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!
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Fly, you fools 5 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
TBF, we do look kinda crazy from an outside perspective. I'd back away slowly too.
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Fellowship of the ring 5 comments
abel_hazard · 3 days ago
50-50 chance she bricks you with it for doing that to a book.
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*grabs cop p*rn* 48 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
Can we all agree that, regardless of your views on later-term abortions, a fetus still in the first trimester doesn't actually have the physical development to be considered a separate organism and up to that point, the only "individual rights" to be considered are the mother's? If we can settle that, then we can worry about later-term and medically-necessary abortions later.
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Who am I, and if so, how many? 18 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
See, I always have underboob sweat, but these bastards wear out if I look at 'em cross-eyed, so hell no I can't afford more than two sixty-dollar bras per year, I got two of 'em.
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Anyone else read The Importance of being Earnest? 11 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
Yes, it is. Dunno why I like that one, I just do. I like a lot of free verse, I just can't get the hang of it. When I try to write, it ends up in a rhyme scheme or it ends up sounding...hollow.
The Correct and Incorrect Posture Guide! 15 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
I'm tall. I want my tits to hit the table, I gotta slouch.
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The Correct and Incorrect Posture Guide! 15 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
To be fair, this only works if you don't have huge tits. If you've got them, you're *always* going to be slouched so you can see what the hell you're doing.
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The Correct and Incorrect Posture Guide! 15 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
Easiest way to correct: Whenever you think of it, just imagine a string from the top of your head, pulling your spine straight. Get your shoulders to fall in right, the rest will follow. Second easiest way: Cardio. Dunno why, just doing cardio makes you carry yourself straighter. Maybe it's just rearranging your chest so you can breathe?
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Anyone else read The Importance of being Earnest? 11 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
Yeah, and poetry has a lot more subjective appeal - for instance, I can't stand most Ezra Pound, but my favorite poem is one of his, just for its brevity (two lines).
I'm bored 45 comments
abel_hazard · 4 days ago
Seriously, what's that maxim? "Anything going over point two cee packs its own weight in blam"?
Anyone else read The Importance of being Earnest? 11 comments
abel_hazard · 5 days ago
I dunno, I think his poetry is kinda 50/50. Short stories and plays are awesome, though.
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Good luck :) 26 comments
abel_hazard · 5 days ago
You're not real clear on how implying things works, are you?