abel_hazard

abel_hazard


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Dad preparing his son for marriage 7 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Dude. Why the fuck don't you actually try to find out why your spouse is mad? You're just doing them a disservice by being dishonest.
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Gaps* he what!? 11 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
The best mark of humanity is when someone holds a position of power and uses it for good instead of abusing it. Can be disturbingly rare.
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Let me guess, only facts that hurt your feelings right? 15 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Yeah, that's dumb. There are definitely applications of science that are racist or sexist - e.g., the fact that most drugs are not adequately researched for women before being released to market because the testers don't like that women have such diverse and difficult-to-quantify reactions to medications, or the fact that subconscious biases mean that PoC are often underprescribed pain medication - but the scientific fact itself is not at fault; it's in the people investigating, receiving, or relaying the fact.
Let me guess, only facts that hurt your feelings right? 15 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Science is not white supremacy. Now the history of scientific discovery commonly taught in schools has an undeniably Eurocentric bent that ignores major contributions from, say, the Ottoman Empire...
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Since it’s sunday 7 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Quick reminder, y'all. A certain percentage of the time, the answer to "what would Jesus do" is "start a riot and skip town."
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It was one job, cat 3 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Rats have tails.
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They said it. They actually said it 47 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Thing is, the gas suicide problem in Britain doesn't bear that out. When gas ceased being the common form of energy/heating, the gas suicides died down and were not statistically replaced with other forms of suicide. People didn't just hang themselves instead.
The Sling-jaw wrasse 6 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Awwww, it looks like a tiny little goblin shark!
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They said it. They actually said it 47 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Unfortunately, the US usually has a pretty solid go at being the problem of everyone even vaguely near us.
Mansplain this!! 20 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
If I am talking to you about a problem, and I have not specifically asked for advice, then I A) am not ready to solve the problem because I need to deal with the emotions about it before I actually start fixing it, or B) have already fixed it. Do not give me advice, because if it's phase B you sound condescending and if it's phase A, one of those emotions is probably burning rage and you just volunteered as an outlet.
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Gonna grow a manly beard 3 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
As far as I understand the definition is nonspecific on that point. Most people that I've seen choose to include a moustache, though.
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Gonna grow a manly beard 3 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
The latter pic makes me *desperately* want to trim that. That needs some shaping, not to mention a cleanup along the cheekline. Also, dude hasn't given it time to fill out. Easiest way is grow a goatee for a year, keeping it well groomed, esp. oiled, and then let it mature into a beard.
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Your IQ is above 150 if you understand 16 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
So what you're saying is that when you were young....
Your IQ is above 150 if you understand 16 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
So..... your friends all laughed..... 'Usta.'
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They said it. They actually said it 47 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Seriously. Our infrastructure needs some freakin' help, and it won't get it until we start investing in the rural areas, not just bigger cities.
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Still sexy 6 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Isn't that a cat dude? I mean, maned lionesses exist, but few and far between.
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Marvel v DC 2 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
"Batman is here. Let's go, Sgt. Collateral." "Yes, sir, Lt. Damage."
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Your IQ is above 150 if you understand 16 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
The Lip Song. Bonus points if it's the pre-edit version with the shot of Sonny Bono still in (released like a week before Bono died so out of respect they took his portrait out of later versions).
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Do vegan zombies even exist? 28 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Yeah, that's fair.
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Do vegan zombies even exist? 28 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
..... grains.
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I'm from the north so I wouldn't know 34 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
We got Scottish, and we got Germans.
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Erm that kinda works too 4 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Except twice as hard. You know - Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
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Erm that kinda works too 4 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Such a good movie.
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I'm from the north so I wouldn't know 34 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
As many of us as there are, wouldn't it be "how are *all y'all still alive"?
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I'm from the north so I wouldn't know 34 comments
abel_hazard · 6 years ago
Same way they fried water. And beer. Let's not forget the beer.
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