Him? I dunno. Not mine. Just hangs out behind my door.

'Dog' is a bit harsh. She's kinda cute.

Fair go. She looks like a solid 4.

What car?

Smashing!

My planet needs me!

Tbh I'd have done the same

That's Heath Ledger hugging Nikki Minaj!

But he's already quite attractive

Misspelled Doggy.

Sand in her vagina

Is that a Passssssssssssat?

I think the second girl paid WAAAY to much for a simple sign that she could have easily made herself and saved $49.40 like the first girl.

More like lovechild of Snoop Dogg and Moaning Myrtle!

How Jaguar started their hood ornament.

Beautiful.

How and why?

But you can only see it from behind?

Afterwards... "For tearing up my carpet for me, I'll let you dip your rod in the bearded clam"

Why don't more things incorporate foot-operation?
Like public toilet doors???
Dominoes doors for when you're loaded with pizza boxes..

I swear to god this is what so many people were expecting.

Amazing!