Me complimenting Bae.

"Roober"

.... Because she reminds me so much of you, Becky.

Am I married to a faggot? How do I tell our son?
By Fall Out Boy

Would someone not just try to talk him in that 6 hours and realise it was a prank?

This has always been one of my favourite things.

That horse is gonna have nightMARES now!

Erry Tiem

I hope his left foot says 'AF'

"Ham and Pineapple"

THIS is what the internet is for.

He realised the error in his ways. He made a big moose-steak.

Started dating this chick. Has a gina like the Grand Canyon. Somehow my little frank makes her cum.
Winning.

Insanity Wolf

Can't even eat garlic bread in Australia at the moment anyway (national recall), so yeah, I'd do it.

Since when Domino's start sending nudes, huh, Darquan???

Now it's just a meme-ory.

Burn the bra!

That's dope!

Don't tell me the one on the bottom right isn't a real dog??

Well they're NOT going to survive in the fkn parking lot, are they??

Nah, that's the Solitaire end-of-game screen.

I got wood.