What a load of Shi!

Is this the new Sonic movie by Michael Bay?

Time to change 'Dad' to 'Father' in contacts

I really really really like this pic

Your mum looks cute.

Macca's employee, "The best we can do is 12 Big Macs".

Awesome post is awesome!

Damn Hannah! I just spent ten minutes googling this and and all I could find is how to groom a red panda suffering from seborrheic dermatitis.

Um, that's Will Smith, ey?

Me complimenting Bae.

"Roober"

.... Because she reminds me so much of you, Becky.

Am I married to a faggot? How do I tell our son?
By Fall Out Boy

Would someone not just try to talk him in that 6 hours and realise it was a prank?

This has always been one of my favourite things.

That horse is gonna have nightMARES now!

Erry Tiem

I hope his left foot says 'AF'

"Ham and Pineapple"

THIS is what the internet is for.

He realised the error in his ways. He made a big moose-steak.

Started dating this chick. Has a gina like the Grand Canyon. Somehow my little frank makes her cum.
Winning.

Insanity Wolf