That stapler's lived a better life than me!

It's been 3 hours. Can I take my finger out now?

Did her legs get thinner?

Coming soon to a cinema near you... 64 Shades of Orange

Making my way downtown

I'll take 'Shit that should be in every good relationship' for $500

This was in my hometown, Perth.

Dat title!

Dicklickshitballs would be a terrible name.

I like the bit at 1:32 where the zebra catches the cheetah!

Witchcraft

Mom likes what she sees...

I told my gf I'd buy her a diamond ring if we could do anal. She put the strap-on on quicker than I could drop my pants.

Dick, balls and weed. Gonna need that same cake for her 18th.

Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
No hunni, your ass makes your ass look fat.

Mirrors. Erry Time.

Pepperidge Farm remembers

But come on. Scottish Twitter is the jam!

Why doesn't the penguin just stay there?

Did they gender swap?

It's gonna get messy when the smashed names start marrying others with smashed names.

Find his cobra video, MUCH funnier!!