I. I. Captain.
Oh wait, I did it wrong.

Omg. So good to meet you here. I'm
your barista!!

OMG it's his CHIN they're using. I thought something else was at play here.

I bet they had sex.

Well now they've lost the race before it even started.

I want some.

I just waxed it.

That stapler's lived a better life than me!

It's been 3 hours. Can I take my finger out now?

Did her legs get thinner?

Coming soon to a cinema near you... 64 Shades of Orange

Making my way downtown

I'll take 'Shit that should be in every good relationship' for $500

This was in my hometown, Perth.

Dat title!

Dicklickshitballs would be a terrible name.

I like the bit at 1:32 where the zebra catches the cheetah!

Witchcraft

Mom likes what she sees...

I told my gf I'd buy her a diamond ring if we could do anal. She put the strap-on on quicker than I could drop my pants.

Dick, balls and weed. Gonna need that same cake for her 18th.

Do these jeans make my ass look fat?
No hunni, your ass makes your ass look fat.

Mirrors. Erry Time.