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The name says it all

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Friendly reminder 32 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
“A creature or living thing, other than human, being able to move of its own accord”. I don’t know if that’s what you were looking for though
Musk is our king! 10 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
Wasn’t he dating Amber Heard?
Well... He's not wrong 5 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
Neither are you
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Friendly reminder 32 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
I’m unsure of what you’re looking for. The legal definition of animal?
Fight for Equality 61 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
Trolls know other trolls’ tricks, that’s why you don’t “fall” for what they say
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This is what happens when harry potter nerds breed 8 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
One of my brothers is called Marty after Marty Mcfly from Back to the Future
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Fight for Equality 61 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
“A bunch of anxious boys”. Well I’m a girl so that insult is kinda invalid
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Friendly reminder 32 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
It depends what law you’re looking at. Depending on the type of animal, it’s a different law
Fight for Equality 61 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
Excuse me w h a t
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Friendly reminder 32 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
The post is talking about pets, so we are talking about pets. What’s the problem here?
Joke of the day #1 13 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
Don’t be an ass
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Friendly reminder 32 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
Well have you heard of anyone being arrested for swatting a fly?
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Dogs really do get the girls 15 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
I was the car
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Friendly reminder 32 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
That’s the maximum. And yes they are breathing creatures too, but we’re talking about animals that are usually kept as pets, that you can be arrested over if you abandon/neglect/abuse/kill.
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Friendly reminder 32 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
The prison sentence for animal abuse here is 5 years, which is still way too short
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Smol son 9 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago 2
Friendly reminder 32 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
They are living creatures, so no, you don’t have the right to just “get rid of it”
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Friendly reminder 32 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
Oh you are kidding, aren’t you?
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A sad twist 43 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
Seeing as @mistoffelees stated we pay for it though taxes, I’m not sure how you think we believe it’s free
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You find the kindest people online! 10 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
Probably something dramatic so they feel superior
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Anyone wanna go to his stall 7 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
Can we videocall or something, I’ll paypal the money
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She did something wrong 3 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
Haters gonna hate
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Just...Gotta...Suck it in...(boom) 3 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
Me trying to fit into my jeans
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A sad twist 43 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
I don’t know how you can be happy with that arrangement
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They are just dogs 21 comments
adorkable · 6 years ago
A doggo is a grown up pupper
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