I call her Prudence when she’s being naughty lmao

Yes, variety is good. But missionary can be spiced up.

And you would know because you’re some sort of sex god?

Think that’s on tinder

Yes that is a word

Idk it’s better than Snapchat after that horrendous update

Yes

Likewise

My salary won’t be very high, but I’m not doing it for the money

It’s just not my thing. And I sure as hell wasn't gonna let him tell me what job to do

Yeah he always wanted me to be an accountant lmao

Incest is wincest

Congratulations, you can read

Jack the Ripper

What is a “real Brit”?

Well she was an albino, so she was blind. But we’d only just taken them all for a check up, and they said she was really healthy