baby face

ben homo

that dog in the 2nd pic is tryna fuck me

The humor is just catching up to each generation in waves. Also if you put a red filter with a fish eye bulge over the words in the minion meme, gen z will still find it funny

lmao got me

me rn, but I think I can still salvage the situation

what kind of dictionary doesn't contain such a basic word as fear?

I think i'd be a little freaked out if the fucking bookcase opened up and there was a metal box and someone told me to get inside it. Either that or I'd think I was in a spy movie

the farther back the paw goes, the more the power level of the swat increases

take one for the team

what about blood type

there's a headache

John smith was not a savage. John smith was a pedophile

what a hero, he never gave up

that could do some actual damge. Toothpick to the eye or neck at high speed and you're in the ER

pillsbury doughboy

It's true. If a woman is too attractive, I avoid her at all costs.

lmao thought the title said "science man is black" at first

lmao the police dog sounds like an addict