Shit maybe she laughed her ass off

No they can't take that into consideration!

Too bad all I'm hearing is repost :/

Yeah that won't work

So united airlines forced a passenger off a flight because united sold more tickets than there were seats. There is a video of him being pulled out and yeah it's a meme

Too bad your brain damage can't be reversed

Still don't know

Probably because they're so damn bored that Big Bang theory is exciting

So you just lie about an impairment? Yeah okay

But to the original question you do need to know English to become a citizen

Ah

no you're required to speak Swahili, it's the law.

Never heard of Warren Buffet?

Out loud, in their head, to a friend

I ingested 30 pills of Xanax everyday as a kid and I turned out fine!

you just added 1