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Brian Wilson sought medical advice on how to quit cocaine. Was not disappointed 6 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
What if all my friends are also drug addicts?
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12 more years until he can drink 6 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
I was born on leap day. When I turned 21 I waited til March 1 to go to the bar but learned from the bartender that there were other leapyear people there the day before, on the 28th...
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fml 2 12 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
Just play the song for them
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That burn still hurts 4 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
Is this a bad Photoshop job or am I seeing this wrong?
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you have survived every single shit life throws at you for years and that's pretty big 3 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
I needed this today, so thanks c:
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This should be interesting. 71 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
That would be super interesting. And hot.
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This should be interesting. 71 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
Win Butler and his wife, RĂ©gine Chassagne, of Arcade Fire. I wouldn't complain.
Goddammit, everytime 6 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
Ima let you finish
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Finding chester (feels warnings) 10 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
It's called the "adopt a soldier" program.. and where does it say he's in the Marines?
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This is the 8th wonder of the world 10 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
That's awesome, but it's not like Trump spends any time there
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Seems worth it 11 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
I kinda doubt any job requiring that much experience wouldn't offer benefits and a higher salary. I made more than that at my last two jobs with no more than a HS diploma
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Stars as everyday people 8 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
Lol at Kanye
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Finding chester (feels warnings) 10 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
Why would he be mad about "dear soldier"?
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Clever neighbors 2 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
Now I'm wondering if the old lady that lives in the apartment next to my girl and I is in there rubbing one out when we're going at it.
Real-life lightsaber 7 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
High power laser pointer
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How to save water 5 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
Oh
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How to save water 5 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
Plungerrrrrssss
· Edited 9 weeks ago
Ladies and gentlemen, the best POTUS 22 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
Meh, they weren't all that great.
Beep Beep Muthuf*cka. Guess who is back again? 6 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
What's the first thing?
Good time to use a comma 11 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
I've seen those English dramas too, they're cruel.
Some kids are stranger than others 5 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
These ads must be amazing
He bacc 8 comments
alekazam · 9 weeks ago
The date is cut off in the last message though, did he wait til August? Cause otherwise she'd only be 17. Seems like some creepy pedo behavior anyhow.
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