Alekazam

alekazam


I like cheese

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Grated soap is best soup 7 comments
alekazam · 5 hours ago
No, grated soup is the best soap
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Gone too soon 8 comments
alekazam · 15 hours ago
Just wait for someone to make a zombie joke
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“I’m not fat, I’m big boned” 6 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
There's a winner if I've ever seen one!
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Is there a way? 2 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Is this the same knuckles that is in your next post?
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There is no way 7 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
He has simply lost de wey
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Natural deterrence 4 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
*spends last of money on fake beehive*
*Power still gets shut off*
Natural deterrence 4 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
*Don't have enough money to pay power bill*
*Uses money to buy fake beehive to prevent power being turned off*
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What kind of sex is nice? 23 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
@peachypersimmon that made me sad. Is it like the for most women? Feel like it's important to enjoy your first time
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Some childhoods were not so good 4 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
It was in Marseille, France and his name was Hamida Djandoubi for anyone who was curious like myself
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It's true guys . 5 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Channel*
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Interesting animal facts 7 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
I don't get the dog wagging it's tail one. Cause don't they wag their tail back and forth? Left AND right?
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Good dating advice 3 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Who served these children wine?!
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Real friends are there for you 5 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
"Halkaas ayaan kuu noqon doonaa"
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What kind of sex is nice? 23 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
High sex for sure. I'd rather be feeling more than feeling numb... Though drunk sex can make first times and such less awkward.
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Can you think of better one? 98 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
It may as well be called that already anyhow
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Good dating advice 3 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
Looks like he died a year before this date
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Hospital is just like my life 3 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
I can hear Zach Braff saying this in my head...
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Despicable E 4 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
Well it would be the manufacturer technically but they have customers too. :) Back in 2010ish I recall my gf getting some X shaped like Obama's Face.
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Weapon law in germany 9 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
What's that piece do though?
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Can you think of better one? 98 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Dicks
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Can you think of better one? 98 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
Fun with Dick and Dicks
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Devil's Lettuce 4 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
That picture on the right has me cracking up the longer I look at it
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Cool new profile pic 9 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
Lol, Hitler Followers are the new Nazis
The ugly truth 14 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
Damn, no matter what you might think, someone out there cares about you and would be hurt if you did.
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Pls stop 9 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
"Waiter: enjoy your food!
Me: thanks, you too"
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