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alekazam


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OH CRAP! They’re onto us 2 comments
alekazam · 10 weeks ago
It has not been working
Interesting facts 9 comments
alekazam · 10 weeks ago
I dunno if I buy that carrot one... I can bite my finger pretty hard without biting it off....
American made 8 comments
alekazam · 10 weeks ago
American made
Pro tip, if you ever have to take a mugshot, make stupid faces while they try to do it. 6 comments
alekazam · 10 weeks ago
Oh, but this is a new mugshot. Now I’m trying to be charged with theft from removing an old ass 1980’s looking scooter that was out with someone’s trash. So now they expect me to sit in jail for anywhere from one to six months until chargers are dropped (which I’m basically positive they will be)
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The f**k is this shit? 25 comments
alekazam · 10 weeks ago
“From 5” lol
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He's going to have a hard time teaching 8 comments
alekazam · 10 weeks ago
I know what you’re sayin. Looks like he belongs in a video game
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Don't run for president 7 comments
alekazam · 10 weeks ago
He’s such a big baby
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Pssst 1 comments
alekazam · 10 weeks ago
Tim and Eric are my favorite comedy duo of all time
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I’ll allow it 9 comments
alekazam · 10 weeks ago
Your review is quite the roller coaster
Kylo Hen 8 comments
alekazam · 10 weeks ago
Are you able to keep track of who is who when you have 25 of them?
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Depends. Is it the person I hate most, or the person who hates me most? 11 comments
alekazam · 10 weeks ago
Cause he is his own greatest enemy
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10 with a side of 1-12 please 25 comments
alekazam · 10 weeks ago
They’re called Latkes, usually served with applesauce or sour cream. It’s not quite the same as the breakfast form of pancakes
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This guy knows how to party 1 comments
alekazam · 10 weeks ago
I bet he also knows how to vomit
10 with a side of 1-12 please 25 comments
alekazam · 10 weeks ago
Tater tots soaked in vodka
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Eyyy!! The original pic. 51 comments
alekazam · 11 weeks ago
Oh no! I’m so sorry. I hope he’s okay.
Eyyy!! The original pic. 51 comments
alekazam · 11 weeks ago
Did your kitty come home?
Absolutely groundbreaking 13 comments
alekazam · 11 weeks ago
It’s been recreational in Colorado, and just became recreational in California at the beginning of this year. I got my medical card in California for suffering from anxiety and insomnia, which is true, though it was incredibly easy to obtain, I wasn’t even a resident yet at the time.
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right..? 9 comments
alekazam · 11 weeks ago
Why does this want me to believe my mom thinks I’m a hunk?
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Saturday mornings 12 comments
alekazam · 11 weeks ago
Yeah but drugs make the cartoons funnier.
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K reeves 8 comments
alekazam · 11 weeks ago
Then he’s even more awesome
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What's wrong with the video background ? 17 comments
alekazam · 11 weeks ago
Yea, I knew.
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What song would u play? 10 comments
alekazam · 11 weeks ago
Pretty sure it’s a cicada, guys...
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He was a nice guy... RIP 3 comments
alekazam · 11 weeks ago
As long as it was funny
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