Alekazam

alekazam


I like cheese

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There goes the tip 6 comments
alekazam · 8 hours ago
@ehyo wins
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Tell your boss you're sad 4 comments
alekazam · 9 hours ago
I think that's part of the joke, cause they're on drugs...
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Men with beards are suspicious 8 comments
alekazam · 9 hours ago
I think it's just a sexy demon
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When you meet a huge pair of fans 12 comments
alekazam · 10 hours ago
Lol taint
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Men with beards are suspicious 8 comments
alekazam · 11 hours ago
*looks around suspiciously*
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Men with beards are suspicious 8 comments
alekazam · 12 hours ago
I'm not suspicious
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Beautiful and dangerous bridge 8 comments
alekazam · 12 hours ago
In russia, bridge crosses you!
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Don't take coins off tombstones. 3 comments
alekazam · 22 hours ago
What if I leave change? I need quarters for parking
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Someone teach her how to inflate a balloon 3 comments
alekazam · 23 hours ago
Even better
I go to jail for 90 days on Friday *sad face* 18 comments
alekazam · 23 hours ago
I had a joint in the car, was rather dank so pretty sure they smelled it. I'm also instinctively nervous around police, so that didn't help
I go to jail for 90 days on Friday *sad face* 18 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Thanks dude, at least I'll be out in time for Thanksgiving and such.
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When FS users take your comments too seriously. 5 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Oh God no... I do now.
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I go to jail for 90 days on Friday *sad face* 18 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
What song? @german_satan
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I go to jail for 90 days on Friday *sad face* 18 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Nah, I mean facts are they took my blood and found thc, I pled guilty (based on my lawyers advice) and took a deal. I have a dui on my record from about 7 years ago (alcohol) so because this is not my first, I'm doing 90 days
When FS users take your comments too seriously. 5 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
I only know two of those. Mainstream rap is usually trash, IMO anyway. Few faves of mine would be Edan, Mf Doom, Aesop Rock, Run the Jewels
When FS users take your comments too seriously. 5 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Why are there so many rappers out there with "lil" in their name? I like some rap and hip hop but I can't even be bothered to listen to these dudes that aren't creative enough to come up with something new for name.
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I go to jail for 90 days on Friday *sad face* 18 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
They aren't that bad. And I'm a good boye, I swear.
I go to jail for 90 days on Friday *sad face* 18 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Got a flat tire and my car got stuck in middle of road while trying to turn around.
I go to jail for 90 days on Friday *sad face* 18 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
It is ridiculous, I had smoked that day but several hours had passed by the time cops were involved. Pennsylvania for the win. Oh, and any illicit drugs found in your system count as if your BAC was in the highest possible tier..how's that for fair?
Fueling up 5 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
I would suspect Android over vegan
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Fueling up 5 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
What's going on in this pic?
I go to jail for 90 days on Friday *sad face* 18 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Long story short, I get screwed cause where I live it's legal to take blood tests if you've had an incident while driving and because they found marijuana in my system, it's enough to charge me for a DUI.
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Uneducated teenagers 17 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
DAMN STEVIE BOY, YOU GOT NO CHILL
I wasn't a smart kid 7 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Maybe he played really short games
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Have you ever felt sad or lonely? 21 comments
alekazam · 1 day ago
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind?
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