Alekazam

alekazam


New here. Seems like a blast.

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He has been found! 8 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
That's what I thought
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I want some too 4 comments
alekazam · 2 days ago
But seriously, fuck cops.
How I make friends 2 comments
alekazam · 3 days ago
And we be...? The suspense is killing me.
Mom's spaghetti 5 comments
alekazam · 4 days ago
Spaghetti spaghetti spaghetti! 8 mile!
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Savage 6 comments
alekazam · 5 days ago
They don't fuck around in Zimbabwe
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Savage 6 comments
alekazam · 5 days ago
They don't fuck around in Zimbabwe
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This barcode is being mowed 2 comments
alekazam · 6 days ago
I see these at work all the time
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What's milk in a cereal 9 comments
alekazam · 6 days ago
Were the choices always like that? Did my brain just automatically assume "A, B, C"?
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What's the difference 8 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
This makes earlobes much less appetizing.
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Some tips I found really helpful 4 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Where's my potato?
Some 311 on 3/11 3 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Investigate 3/11
oh 21 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
I wish George was president right now, he could paint nude paintings of himself and have amnesia and stuff, and we'd still be better off.
I like listening to the rain when I'm asleep 8 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Fans are my first love. They are so necessary
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Daily Dose of Love #5- Hey dudes, when is the best time to kiss a guy? 19 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Ur not a real man unless you've tasted your own cum
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