Alekazam

alekazam


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All up in this MF 5 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
I know friendo, I know....
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Heroin user going through withdrawals 9 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
Why would you put this on funsubstance?
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The f**k is his wrist bending like that 5 comments
alekazam · 1 week ago
That’s a hella good circle tho
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Big 2 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
I do not lie, I got nothing to brag about, except maybe the knowledge of how to use it.
I’m doing acid 3 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Pretty sure I’ve done all three of these things going into different New Years
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How do you open your beer? 30 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
I don’t think you technically chew ‘chewing’ tobacco either
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alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Chaotic evil was just leaving the bag open. I think you meant chaotic neutral
How do you open your beer? 30 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Spitless chewing tobacco I’m fairly sure
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alekazam · 2 weeks ago
And stale bread
How do you open your beer? 30 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
For a split second in my sleep induced state I saw the word anus, and thought, someone out there is opening beer bottles with their butt and that’s just next level incredible
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alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Lawful evil right here sucka
I shouldn't be allowed to have ideas 10 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Genius
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Every god damn day 5 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Dirty eyeballs
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How do you open your beer? 30 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
I also used your uncle buck’s belly button to open beers
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How do you open your beer? 30 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Lighter ftw
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Euphrynichus amanica. The Whipspider. 100% harmless to humans 13 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
BLUNT RUMP!!!
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All up in this MF 5 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Lay off the lsd
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That poor kid 15 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
I like how he doesn’t even bother to do anything.
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Anons cousin- hold up. 21 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Nothing wrong with a little buttsex
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Twitter screenshots aren´T memes 5 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
I don't remember what my comment was... but thank you guest for mocking me
Rip beard :( 10 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
@grimreaper like a continental soldier?
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Craft coffee gets sad when you drink it 6 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Your coffee is the wrong color
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With a hula hoop 4 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Everything you buy now has a 5% wobbling tax
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This cat is going places 2 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
That is usually where trains go
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Wear your seat-belt 12 comments
alekazam · 2 weeks ago
Or never walk again
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