I need this... For reasons 5 comments
alienwasteland
· 10 years ago
If anyone can tell me where I can find this, I'll name my second husband after you!
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Social anxiety: 1 romance: 0 7 comments
Hold me b*tch 2 comments
yes, yes you, dummy, believe me. 2 comments
This family has a lion as a pet 24 comments
alienwasteland
· 10 years ago
The lion did actually bite Melanie quite badly on the head/face. She had a lot of surgery, you'll notice the totally different face in her very young pictures. (Agreed she had plenty of non-lion induced surgery too) Tippi now says it was insane to have all these animals thát close.
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Belgian fries in fact 14 comments
alienwasteland
· 10 years ago
There is a potato named 'pomme pont neuf' which is indeed a fried potato and did originate in France buuuut it has a different shape (more sides) than your normal 'fry' with four sides. Thát is a Belgian thing and those are the universal fries because they are much easier to cut. So: simple fries = Belgian, pretty geometrical fries: French.
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Something big just blew up in Tianjin, China 10 comments
MRW I see my schedule for next semester and find out I got a 4 day long weekend 2 comments
alienwasteland
· 10 years ago
I'm sure you meant to post a GIF of you putting together a study schedule...?
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Because of that 50 comments
alienwasteland
· 10 years ago
You could dip me in the entire Maybeline factory and I wouldn't look that good...
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Just for jokes 19 comments
Just stop smoking 10 comments
alienwasteland
· 10 years ago
My husband stopped. Then our four year old decided to walk to school alone in his spidey underwear (only made it down the street) so he started again. Now he's quit again but he has future-grounded our son in 10 years time for incurred stresses...
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1920's Diving Suit 16 comments
alienwasteland
· 10 years ago
Well in fairness they call it 'diving' suit not 'surfacing' suit so really no false advertising there...
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We tried to tow you and your car but we just couldn't 20 comments
alienwasteland
· 10 years ago
My little sweet potato pies, I only know so much as the stories online.
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We tried to tow you and your car but we just couldn't 20 comments
alienwasteland
· 10 years ago
Clifton Moore Tesco's in York. She would have used one of the spots near the entrance. Those really piss people off... Apparently having your health just sucks if you are parking fifty feet from a doorway
We tried to tow you and your car but we just couldn't 20 comments
alienwasteland
· 10 years ago
Ok, here you go. Google the content of the note to find it a ton of times: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/05/08/Note-left-on-car-Fat-and-ugly-doesnt-count-as-disabled/2761431093862/
In 1979, snow fell in the Sahara Desert 10 comments
How to remove permanent marker from everything 12 comments
(kidding FS, just kidding)