Omg. Thank you. I thought it said "I can move your nips" and then I couldn't make any sense of the last word.

Oh ok. Well cool. So are we talking official or unofficial here?

Why am I not surprised you know this?

Idk if it's just me, but that's sounds extraordinarily British. At my house it's just the "junk drawer."

The Vikings were Scandinavian and never encountered the Roman armies. Do you mean other barbarian tribes?
Or are you just talking about how the Vikings terrorized the Romanized parts of Europe after the empire's fall?

If you are, so am I

So.....you're a professor with a "gorgeous hot wife," but your insults sound like they're coming out of the mouth of a 5 year old.
Forgive me for being skeptical of your back story.

I like to tell my wife that since I paid for our marriage certificate I technically bought her for $35.

Those thousands of jobs "anyone can do" don't all pay enough to "stop being poor."
I agree ppl should be hard workers, but not everyone who works hard will be able to magically lift themselves out of poverty.

I have to agree with darthsegacious. I would file that under "taking responsibility for your mistakes."
Still, that's rare enough these days and should be commended.

Man I hate being late to these things, but what the heck.
Genesis names the Euphrates specifically as one of the 4 rivers that seperates from the river flowing out od Eden. The Hiddekel, which is known to be the Tigris, is also one of the 4.
The wording in Genesis shows the direction of flow for all those rivers is out away from Eden, not into it. Today the Euphrates and Tigris flow southward. We can probably assume it's always been that way.
So whatever the other two rivers might have been, the best guess I've heard so far is Turkey, somewhere around Lake Van.

Abominable snowcar.