AmberTek

ambertek


Biggest asshole on here. Been temporarily banned twice, have the most downvotes on comments in FunSub history, and I'm still rocking it.

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My skeleton can kick your skeleton's ass 52 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
NO!
*BATTLE AGAINST A TRUE HERO INTENSIFIES*
Besides, when you break bones they heal and become stronger. So technically whoever broke the most would be strongest
THE TRIGGER LEVELS ARE REACHING MAXIMUM! 71 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
What the fuck are you talking about? This picture is stupid and fucking hilarious. Kid from tumblr. We're making fun of it.
THE TRIGGER LEVELS ARE REACHING MAXIMUM! 71 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
What the fuck are you talking about? This picture is stupid and fucking hilarious. Kid from tumblr. We're making fun of it.
Tumblr getting triggered over equality 17 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
You were born in 2013? Dammnnn Sero you young boi
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Tumblr getting triggered over equality 17 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
I just wanted to go all Hitler on them. But hey, that works too
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THE TRIGGER LEVELS ARE REACHING MAXIMUM! 71 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
Guest, if you wanna have a conversation then stop being a pussy and get on your actual account. Hate that people are too fucking scared to talk about anything "oh so sensitive" on their real accounts.
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And ya, that's about my motto. I don't care who I hurt in the process. I like having my fun, and honestly they would do the same if they had been raised properly.
THE TRIGGER LEVELS ARE REACHING MAXIMUM! 71 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
Same
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THE TRIGGER LEVELS ARE REACHING MAXIMUM! 71 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
Dude, that'd be fucking hilarious. And ya, all of tumblr IS that small group.
THE TRIGGER LEVELS ARE REACHING MAXIMUM! 71 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
If they get offended over EVERYTHING IN LIFE how do you think they're gonna raise their kids? Human emotional and mental stability is starting to PLUMMET! Honestly, it would be better if they all just killed themselves. It'd save the human mind. If not, in the next like 20 years "Trigger list name tags" will be a mandatory thing to wear in public.
THE TRIGGER LEVELS ARE REACHING MAXIMUM! 71 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
@thesassiestllama
No, to over sensitive children it's sickening. None of it is ACTUALLY bad. What's wrong with it? Ooohh noo, am I gonna offend somebody? Terrible.
What would you do if you have a gf like he does? 17 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
Yup. Sadly she's dead now though. Really sad part? I have an ash fetish.. So I just couldn't help myself...
THE TRIGGER LEVELS ARE REACHING MAXIMUM! 71 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
Dude. I'm the biggest asshole on this website. My posts are rape jokes, I give people advice on how to butcher and sell the parts of children for money. I'm also probably the reason of a couple tumblr users suicides. Or at least I hope I am. How the fuck have you not met me.
THE TRIGGER LEVELS ARE REACHING MAXIMUM! 71 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
"The fact the op believes this"
Did you fucking read the title?
This is a post bashing some fucking idiotic tumblr kid screaming about equality. Have you MET me? I'm kind to no one.
What would you do if you have a gf like he does? 17 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
Being obsessed with the person you love is normal
people are insecure
No, that's not even CLOSE to psychotic. Meh mum worked in a mental hospital. I've seen real psychotic.
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P*dosexuals 21 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
Sssshhhhhh *puts finger to your lips*
We're just giving ourselves a fancy name. That way tumblr will accept us. It's an infiltration mission. Don't ruin it
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When you're too stupid to do anything 10 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
That's my own version. I had to add "do kids" because that's totally socially acceptable
Just triggered kids #1 43 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
Doctors in 3rd world countries that can't get organs legally
What would you do if you have a gf like he does? 17 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
It's not even close to an abusive relationship. It's asking where someone is and wanting to check up on them.
What would you do if you have a gf like he does? 17 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
No... That's... What the fuck are you talking about... Please go back to tumblr..
What would you do if you have a gf like he does? 17 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
I'm like that :3
When you're too stupid to do anything 10 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
Remember:
Don't go to school
Eat drugs
Do kids
And never eat healthy
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lying ass whale 61 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
Oh, same person? Dude.. He's so bad though.. How did MATTY get banned?
lying ass whale 61 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
Dude, I roasted matty boy a while back. He's a shit troll. And Mgoveia obviously wasn't that good if he got perma banned. A pro knows how to hide from even Zeus himself while making the small people cry.
lying ass whale 61 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
Matty is pretty mediocre honestly.. He just acts like a 40 year old Christian man trying to "educate the young folk." I've never seen him actually OFFEND someone. Mgoveia I've never heard of. I'll look though
lying ass whale 61 comments
ambertek · 7 years ago
I reserve my good shit for real life. The internet is just a playground. I'm WAY worse in person. It hits harder first off, and you can REALLY get to Em by laughing at their problems to their face.
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