We need more malenists
Yes I made that term up

"Afraid I missed it"

That person obviously hasn't seen many horses then

Expedition* why do people who put the time into these posts almost always make spelling errors

"Secret lover!" would suffice I think

Only logical answer

Is the girl in the grey striped sweater a guy? I'm honestly wondering

I'm not answering unless it's a free iPad, yo

Oh goodness, lucifer actually showed up!
Your highness *bows*