annoyingnerd

annoyingnerd


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White people are crazy 17 comments
annoyingnerd · 23 hours ago
So... do people not have their car doors locked when they're outside the hood?
What a life-changing quote! 19 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
Just like any elixir ought to do
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What actually happened to the dinosaurs 16 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
I worship you
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Accurate marketing 2 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 weeks ago
*slides into post* Sweeney Todd
Heads or tails? 11 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 weeks ago
I saw "heads or tails" and then a Bollywood-y gif and all I could think of was Sholay.
*sniffles* tails... always tails...
Dafuq is wrong with dis dude 7 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 weeks ago
My friend eats cereal with orange juice
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An important point to remember. It's also helpful to consiter if you're a writer. 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 weeks ago
I'm the one in the corner who gets one line and dies first
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Poor thing 5 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 weeks ago
Defenseless
Sad but true 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 weeks ago
Ever parent-teacher meeting:
"I feel like the class is moving too slowly for you. I'm going to give you extension work so tell me if you feel bored at any time."
Parents: That sounds good, right?
Me: Yeah, that sounds great!
Me, internally: no no no no nO NO NONONO
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True mark of maturity 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 4 weeks ago
I love how the post immediately below this one is "you stole my flowers, I hope you die of syphilis"
Cereal Killer 7 comments
annoyingnerd · 4 weeks ago
It could have, but then we wouldn't have gotten Murder Husbands.
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W H A T . Why did no one tell me!? 15 comments
annoyingnerd · 4 weeks ago
Oh, never mind, then. Why are we all getting downvoted...?
W H A T . Why did no one tell me!? 15 comments
annoyingnerd · 4 weeks ago
He was a kid at the time, though. Maybe he just thought it was Hera.
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Worst power you can be stuck with? 156 comments
annoyingnerd · 4 weeks ago
Your instantly teleport to the scene of the most threatening crime happening in your city/town at any given moment.
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Worst power you can be stuck with? 156 comments
annoyingnerd · 4 weeks ago
Incapable of social interaction
This is why we love her 10 comments
annoyingnerd · 5 weeks ago
Lady Gaga's been watching too much Hannibal this year
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It could have been a palm tree 26 comments
annoyingnerd · 5 weeks ago
*emerges out of a large pile of fanfiction* hanahaki disease *disappears back into fanfiction*
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Bastards! 16 comments
annoyingnerd · 5 weeks ago
lol bye losers
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Geevjo 119 comments
annoyingnerd · 5 weeks ago
Sushsau
...How do I pronounce that?
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Are you kidding me?! 7 comments
annoyingnerd · 6 weeks ago
Hey, good for you!
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Dolphins are weird 3 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 weeks ago
"Dammit, Haru!"
Nagisa's had a terrible influence on him.
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Which are you? 13 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 weeks ago
I am both of these people
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Tumblr talks about: tumblr, for the third time 11 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 weeks ago
To be fair, Tumblr is kind of a porno site, unless you block the nsfw tag.
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Middle school vs high school 5 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 weeks ago
Same here. Ah, sped up courses... offering both the means and incentive to record suicidal thoughts on math equipment.
Free! 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 8 weeks ago
"I wonder what Haru's thinking about."
"Oh, you like that, don't you, you dirty f*ckin ocean. You can't wait for me to get inside you. Oh, you are so wet."
"Probably swimming."
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