annoyingnerd

annoyingnerd


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Girls vs. Guys 4 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 day ago
To be fair, most of the words on the left didn't have much substance, either.
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Tip him your numbers 33 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 days ago
Previledged
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Can I borrow your phone? 5 comments
annoyingnerd · 4 days ago
Only 19?
weak.
Two peas in a pod! 7 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 weeks ago
But why?
Saturday is cringe day, enjoy! 12 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 weeks ago
It's funnier when you realize the bracelet is a cross
Time for a breakup 1 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 weeks ago
This is me and my mother any time I leave the house
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P & y 82 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 weeks ago
Or "profanity"
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All we need is a hey in a needlestack 11 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 weeks ago
Laughing at my sister as she's dazzling the room
All we need is a hey in a needlestack 11 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 weeks ago
Look into your eyes and the sky's the limit
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White people are crazy 18 comments
annoyingnerd · 4 weeks ago
So... do people not have their car doors locked when they're outside the hood?
What a life-changing quote! 19 comments
annoyingnerd · 6 weeks ago
Just like any elixir ought to do
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What actually happened to the dinosaurs 16 comments
annoyingnerd · 6 weeks ago
I worship you
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Accurate marketing 2 comments
annoyingnerd · 6 weeks ago
*slides into post* Sweeney Todd
Heads or tails? 11 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 weeks ago
I saw "heads or tails" and then a Bollywood-y gif and all I could think of was Sholay.
*sniffles* tails... always tails...
Dafuq is wrong with dis dude 7 comments
annoyingnerd · 8 weeks ago
My friend eats cereal with orange juice
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An important point to remember. It's also helpful to consiter if you're a writer. 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 8 weeks ago
I'm the one in the corner who gets one line and dies first
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Poor thing 5 comments
annoyingnerd · 8 weeks ago
Defenseless
Sad but true 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 8 weeks ago
Ever parent-teacher meeting:
"I feel like the class is moving too slowly for you. I'm going to give you extension work so tell me if you feel bored at any time."
Parents: That sounds good, right?
Me: Yeah, that sounds great!
Me, internally: no no no no nO NO NONONO
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True mark of maturity 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 9 weeks ago
I love how the post immediately below this one is "you stole my flowers, I hope you die of syphilis"
Cereal Killer 7 comments
annoyingnerd · 9 weeks ago
It could have, but then we wouldn't have gotten Murder Husbands.
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W H A T . Why did no one tell me!? 15 comments
annoyingnerd · 9 weeks ago
Oh, never mind, then. Why are we all getting downvoted...?
W H A T . Why did no one tell me!? 15 comments
annoyingnerd · 9 weeks ago
He was a kid at the time, though. Maybe he just thought it was Hera.
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Worst power you can be stuck with? 156 comments
annoyingnerd · 9 weeks ago
Your instantly teleport to the scene of the most threatening crime happening in your city/town at any given moment.
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Worst power you can be stuck with? 156 comments
annoyingnerd · 9 weeks ago
Incapable of social interaction
This is why we love her 10 comments
annoyingnerd · 10 weeks ago
Lady Gaga's been watching too much Hannibal this year
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