annoyingnerd

annoyingnerd


— annoyingnerd Report User
You're not wrong, you're just an asshole 39 comments
annoyingnerd · 14 hours ago
Pretty sure you can chemically castrate women, too
I wonder how they are going to get around this 48 comments
annoyingnerd · 14 hours ago
I guess some girls just prefer Boy Scout activities...? I remember finding Girl Scouts very boring compared to what my guy friends were doing. If they just change girl scouts to be more appealing to those girls, there shouldn't be a problem, right?
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Aye aye Hagrid! 4 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 days ago
An endless collection of one-shots about Muggle-borns being d*cks... I think I've seen one before. I believe one of the chapters was them selling everybody cheap pens.
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This is making me really uncomfortable 6 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 days ago
no and yes
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First Post! 94 comments
annoyingnerd · 4 days ago
*wipes tears* this is such an emotional post. I can't believe funsubstance is so young! I've been passing my time here since nearly the beginning...
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To all the French speaking funsubsters 34 comments
annoyingnerd · 4 days ago
Dix-sept-tion is deception
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Baby don't hurt me 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
*insert [oh my god why] audio here*
A tattoo that fits perfectly 10 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
I WANT THIS
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If I were a ghost, imma just order 5 pizzas for you at midnight 10 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
I am lying in bed, eyes just beginning to close. I feel... safe, for the first time in weeks. The sense of unease slowly seeps out of my body and I relax into the pillow. It will feel wonderful to sleep again after all this ti—
"D*CKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!"
...f*ck.
I'll make a meme out of youuuu! 6 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
Hannibal. Although I haven't finished yet, so perhaps it doesn't work that well.
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If I were a ghost, imma just order 5 pizzas for you at midnight 10 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
*horror movie protagonist screaming desperately as blood drips down the walls*
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!
*ghostly voice drifts by* do a dab
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Male hoots 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
...Yes? The article says that this one will have servers of both genders, and then there's a screenshot from a cartoon. Am I missing something?
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Male hoots 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
Is this being to outcome so bad, though? It's only fair to have a Hooters for both genders.
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Male hoots 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
Why?
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I'll make a meme out of youuuu! 6 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
Befriend him, then commit a string of gruesome murders and frame him for it, allow him to find out it was you, have him freed, shape him into a fellow serial killer, and coax him to join you. Works every time.
*be self by making way too many sexual joked* 4 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 weeks ago
My parents have come to terms with my frequent swearing, inexplicable (even to me) understanding of sexual innuendos, and constant fandom references.
I gain the ability to fly 92 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 weeks ago
I want to be able to change my voice and appearance in any way, whenever I want.
It's a gah deh arh reh 13 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 weeks ago
Arms race?
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We all know how this ends 11 comments
annoyingnerd · 4 weeks ago
NO
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Couldn't resist 29 comments
annoyingnerd · 4 weeks ago
Exactly.
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Couldn't resist 29 comments
annoyingnerd · 4 weeks ago
The tea! Obviously the tea! This is just like the cereal problem.
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A moment of silence for our fallen brother 10 comments
annoyingnerd · 4 weeks ago
The guy's face.
You know when you say you're fine, but you're not really fine?
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Milipedes are lucky af 10 comments
annoyingnerd · 5 weeks ago
HAND-le
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I once fell for ten minutes 7 comments
annoyingnerd · 5 weeks ago
Honestly Yukine puts up with so much shit
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most intelligent thing ever said by a man 15 comments
annoyingnerd · 5 weeks ago
@anthracite That isn't the point of the post... why would you make that the point? Besides, the "give her" phrasing is necessary for the final line.