annoyingnerd

annoyingnerd


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Middle school vs high school 5 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 day ago
Same here. Ah, sped up courses... offering both the means and incentive to record suicidal thoughts on math equipment.
Free! 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 days ago
"I wonder what Haru's thinking about."
"Oh, you like that, don't you, you dirty f*ckin ocean. You can't wait for me to get inside you. Oh, you are so wet."
"Probably swimming."
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Free! 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 days ago
"I used to think swimming was like doin' somebody. You dive in, splash around a bit, and then you either get booed or someone gives you a medal. Then I found out swimming isn't like that at all, and you can't have sex with your neighbor's above-ground backyard pool."
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How Movies Look Like with One Letter Removed 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 days ago
Isn't that just Ryan Reynolds
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haircuts change a person 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
What if he got a haircut and I still have a crush on him? What now?
Parenting is hard 7 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
"Hater"
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Timezones are the worst 33 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
"wait what time is it, shouldn't you be asleep" This line makes up 80% of my conversations with the majority of my friends, international or not.
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Why are we even bothering anymore 33 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
The sassy British peacock is still my favorite Dreamworks villain
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Why are we even bothering anymore 33 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
For my 12th birthday, my grandfather made me cupcakes and I ate them with him and my mum and stayed up to watch a movie even though it was a school night.
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Share your favorite smell 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
Leather, air conditioner, rain, and rubbing alcohol.
Share your favorite smell 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
I love the smell of air conditioning straight out of a room air conditioner.
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Thanks c*nt 12 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
At this point, all swear words have lost all meaning for me. Most of the time, "bitch" and "cunt" are just affectionate nicknames.
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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say moo except for grass 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
Two bees talking:
"there are 22 letters in the alphabet"
"no there are 26"
"oh right I forgot u r a b"
"that's funny because I am a bee"
"me too thanks"
"me too thanks"
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Thanks c*nt 12 comments
annoyingnerd · 1 week ago
One time my friend stole my food, and told me that, to get it back, I had to say the magic words. I said, "You're a cunt?" She agreed and gave it back.
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Some people shouldn't be parents 70 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 weeks ago
They've been doing it since before tumblr. The tumblr version would be wanting a trans kid just so you can tell people how tolerant and accepting you are, while the other is often related to living vicariously through your children or wanting a specific gender and not getting it.
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Some people shouldn't be parents 70 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 weeks ago
Everyone seems to be relating this to Tumblr, but isn't necessarily an SJW thing. People have been forcing their children to dress and act like the gender they wanted their child to be for a long time.
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The true identity of an evil queen 13 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 weeks ago
Or they're just pure evil badasses. Come on, they were already killed by ditzy teenagers and weirdly interactive wildlife, at least don't take the evil away from them...
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Finally, a definitive answer. 20 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 weeks ago
Thank you, I've been saying this for years.
International Women's Day! We are ALL equal! 14 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 weeks ago
That was just a response to the original idea that all women should have to stay home.
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debate this 44 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 weeks ago
I think "pride" is the wrong word to use in general. It's more like being confident or comfortable in who you are.
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Goddamn it Carl 25 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 weeks ago
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
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Goddamn it Carl 25 comments
annoyingnerd · 2 weeks ago
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower!
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Write some nicknames of your teachers 46 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 weeks ago
There's a guy in my math class who insists on calling our teacher Daddy
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He's dead 17 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 weeks ago
Doesn't everyone get scared when anyone says that? I mean... parents...
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She will always be Hermione to me 21 comments
annoyingnerd · 3 weeks ago
N-no...
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