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Free! 8 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

"I used to think swimming was like doin' somebody. You dive in, splash around a bit, and then you either get booed or someone gives you a medal. Then I found out swimming isn't like that at all, and you can't have sex with your neighbor's above-ground backyard pool."

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How Movies Look Like with One Letter Removed 8 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

Isn't that just Ryan Reynolds

haircuts change a person 9 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

What if he got a haircut and I still have a crush on him? What now?

Parenting is hard 7 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

"Hater"

Timezones are the worst 34 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

"wait what time is it, shouldn't you be asleep" This line makes up 80% of my conversations with the majority of my friends, international or not.

Thanks c*nt 12 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

At this point, all swear words have lost all meaning for me. Most of the time, "bitch" and "cunt" are just affectionate nicknames.

5 · Edited 7 years ago

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say moo except for grass 8 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

Two bees talking:
"there are 22 letters in the alphabet"
"no there are 26"
"oh right I forgot u r a b"
"that's funny because I am a bee"
"me too thanks"
"me too thanks"

Thanks c*nt 12 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

One time my friend stole my food, and told me that, to get it back, I had to say the magic words. I said, "You're a cunt?" She agreed and gave it back.

Some people shouldn't be parents 69 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

They've been doing it since before tumblr. The tumblr version would be wanting a trans kid just so you can tell people how tolerant and accepting you are, while the other is often related to living vicariously through your children or wanting a specific gender and not getting it.

Some people shouldn't be parents 69 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

Everyone seems to be relating this to Tumblr, but isn't necessarily an SJW thing. People have been forcing their children to dress and act like the gender they wanted their child to be for a long time.

The true identity of an evil queen 13 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

Or they're just pure evil badasses. Come on, they were already killed by ditzy teenagers and weirdly interactive wildlife, at least don't take the evil away from them...

Finally, a definitive answer. 19 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

Thank you, I've been saying this for years.

International Women's Day! We are ALL equal! 14 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

That was just a response to the original idea that all women should have to stay home.

debate this 44 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

I think "pride" is the wrong word to use in general. It's more like being confident or comfortable in who you are.

Goddamn it Carl 22 comments

annoyingnerd · 7 years ago

So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!