annoyingnerd

annoyingnerd


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It could have been a palm tree 31 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
*emerges out of a large pile of fanfiction* hanahaki disease *disappears back into fanfiction*
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Bastards! 16 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
lol bye losers
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Geevjo 126 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Sushsau
...How do I pronounce that?
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Dolphins are weird 4 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
"Dammit, Haru!"
Nagisa's had a terrible influence on him.
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Which are you? 13 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
I am both of these people
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Tumblr talks about: tumblr, for the third time 11 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
To be fair, Tumblr is kind of a porno site, unless you block the nsfw tag.
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Middle school vs high school 5 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Same here. Ah, sped up courses... offering both the means and incentive to record suicidal thoughts on math equipment.
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Free! 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
"I wonder what Haru's thinking about."
"Oh, you like that, don't you, you dirty f*ckin ocean. You can't wait for me to get inside you. Oh, you are so wet."
"Probably swimming."
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Free! 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
"I used to think swimming was like doin' somebody. You dive in, splash around a bit, and then you either get booed or someone gives you a medal. Then I found out swimming isn't like that at all, and you can't have sex with your neighbor's above-ground backyard pool."
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How Movies Look Like with One Letter Removed 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Isn't that just Ryan Reynolds
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haircuts change a person 9 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
What if he got a haircut and I still have a crush on him? What now?
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Parenting is hard 7 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
"Hater"
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Timezones are the worst 34 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
"wait what time is it, shouldn't you be asleep" This line makes up 80% of my conversations with the majority of my friends, international or not.
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Thanks c*nt 12 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
At this point, all swear words have lost all meaning for me. Most of the time, "bitch" and "cunt" are just affectionate nicknames.
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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say moo except for grass 8 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Two bees talking:
"there are 22 letters in the alphabet"
"no there are 26"
"oh right I forgot u r a b"
"that's funny because I am a bee"
"me too thanks"
"me too thanks"
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Thanks c*nt 12 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
One time my friend stole my food, and told me that, to get it back, I had to say the magic words. I said, "You're a cunt?" She agreed and gave it back.
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Some people shouldn't be parents 69 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
They've been doing it since before tumblr. The tumblr version would be wanting a trans kid just so you can tell people how tolerant and accepting you are, while the other is often related to living vicariously through your children or wanting a specific gender and not getting it.
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Some people shouldn't be parents 69 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Everyone seems to be relating this to Tumblr, but isn't necessarily an SJW thing. People have been forcing their children to dress and act like the gender they wanted their child to be for a long time.
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The true identity of an evil queen 13 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Or they're just pure evil badasses. Come on, they were already killed by ditzy teenagers and weirdly interactive wildlife, at least don't take the evil away from them...
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Finally, a definitive answer. 19 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Thank you, I've been saying this for years.
International Women's Day! We are ALL equal! 14 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
That was just a response to the original idea that all women should have to stay home.
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debate this 44 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
I think "pride" is the wrong word to use in general. It's more like being confident or comfortable in who you are.
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Goddamn it Carl 22 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are gonna do it all!
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Goddamn it Carl 22 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower!
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Write some nicknames of your teachers 48 comments
annoyingnerd · 7 years ago
There's a guy in my math class who insists on calling our teacher Daddy
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