Read any of Terry Pratchett's Discworld books, but especially Reaper Man. Death is a sweetheart, honestly.

...is their Twitter account a K Project reference?

Who makes these? They're so funny.

I've always wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons

Mine would just be a mess of "fuck this", "oh my god this ship is killing me", and random outdated memes

But what is a thot?

Imagine your OTP

At my school last year, some of the boys started calling our young math teacher Daddy [Name], but in private. On the last day, we had Math, and nearly the whole in class stood up when he entered and chorused, "Good morning, Daddy [Name]."
Later, kids were giving their "leaving the school" speeches at the high school assembly, and a super straight-laced girl in my class said, "...And, finally, I've enjoyed all my classes... especially math with Daddy [Name]."
Our math teacher joined the school last year and he already wants to quit.

Hahahaha, read The Wheel Of Time.

She is the true hero

Goddammit, Saruman

I had a few cacti but they all died

keep him

The part where they banish that one guy

Ha, peasants. You're all talking about being the third wheel, meanwhile I've consistently been the fourth wheel all this time.

My friend used to do this to our group chat so often that we changed the group name to "wrong chat"

*silently raises flute to lips*
*plays hunger games theme*
A moment of silence for our fallen brethren.
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Who else has seen music like that and just pretended to play?

I love how Thor just keeps recruiting Loki into his save-the-world teams.

Suzaku pls