I have it too. It hasn’t helped.

I think I just witnessed a miracle. @ithaca you just won the best person on the internet award.

That’s insane. I’m sorry you had to deal with that bullsh*t, man.

Did she beat you at UNO one time?

I think that is, legally, attempted murder.

I have basic social skills, and I’ve even gotten much more confident in recent years, yet I’m still one of the only people in my year who’s never dated or kissed anyone. It really isn’t that easy.

Respect.

*high fives in flute*

One time we were supposed to stop an evil cult, but we ended up joining it in exchange for our hearts’ desires. Then we burned down a building to steal them a special sword, gave it to them, and unleashed a hell dragon that killed a village. We also took on a job to kill an owlbear, and ended up killing its children and using that to lie and get the reward, while the actual owlbear wreaked havoc on the town after we left.

So... could I just use birth control pills tonithabe periods?

Guys... the next marking after 1800 is 1850. That mark is like 1820

No, you’re more of a burgundy.

I swear with every second word and cuss people out in my rants on a regular basis, but when I’m *really* angry, I don’t swear at all, and then people know it’s really bad.