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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
You can go at them for ages and just when you think they're done, they rejuvenate ready to do it all again. Really puts the wood in a knot.
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Chris pine sketch 3 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Don't get me wrong, it's really good, but I can only see Anne Hathaway's face in the lower half (below the nose).
Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Which one is irrelevant. The strength, the MUSCLES; better than a bodybuilder any day.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Extendable, nimble tongue; long, smooth body and excellent agility.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
It's a shame they're missing a mouth. Maybe they have some other implants they can use.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Oh hell yeah. No fancy comment for these guys, just Tali and Kal all the way.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
I hope the vials don't get in the way.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
I fear crushing not matter what is done. And I'm not that into groups.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Very... versatile. Able to get into some hard to reach places. All at once.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Slimy and weird. Fascinating tubes though. and phenomenal dexterity.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Like hugging a big fluffy pillow.
With tusks.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
They get a merit from their height alone. And that jaw.
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Well the quad thing is intriguing. I wonder what the women have...
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Well, he's not wrong 71 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Salarians are bae.
And don't even get me started on Turians.
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Something many are guilty off 4 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Was it the 7th of November, 1987?
Was it the 11th of July, 1987?
Was it at a 7-Eleven in 1987?
Who else does this? 2 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
I have a song that's 14 minutes long that I do this with all the time. It's a really good song, but my attention span is shite.
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Sun is everywhere 4 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Might have been a reflection from a nearby car or something.
Just sayin 18 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Film Theory on the purge apparently coming in the next week. Maybe it will shed some light on people's actions.
(Not sponsored)
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What happe 15 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Very funny guys, everyone doing the same jo
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Sherlock and Watson 5 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
You're not funny.
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"I could easily kill u in 10 different moves!""yeah?I only got 1 4 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Never bring a knife to a pole arm fight
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I'm so sorry 1 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
You know, there are times when having a pet tiger comes in handy.
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I loved this game so much 2 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Do an aileron roll!
Harold is a smart man 8 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
There's an alternate version of this where a Russian woman is buried in spring and is found in winter. I can't find the joke right now but it basically ends by saying: "The ground is frozen, can't dig you up. You must wait for summer." And she is true Soviet, and wait for summer.
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Often unrecognized in his sons success, Bill Gates sr, now 92 6 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
How do you know when your son has eclipsed you?
When you're known has "Sr' rather than him being known as "Jr."
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