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Tip for you guys 10 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
If I'm going to die, this will be the way to go.
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Best...Flight...Ever 4 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Love the product placement.
Like it was made for her 10 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Obligatory link to this nightmare fuel: https://imgur.com/gallery/ZNSaq
Seriously, readers beware.
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For real though 3 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
The Last Guardian vs Mass Effect: Andromeda.
One took way too long, the other should have delayed by a tiny bit longer.
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Sometimes the answer is inside the box 6 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Easy to do when you've already won.
Woah dude. The moon is melting 1 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Fish police 4 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
"Oh golly, it's a big one Jim!"
"Wow Bobby, real it in!"
"Almost there..."
"Wait is that a...?"
"Ahh crap, it's another Coppa. Throw it back."
"Sir do you have a license for thAAAAAaaaaaaaa..."
"Better luck next time."
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Flying ships 5 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
There's a song called "Fata Morgana" and it's one of the strangest German drug trips ever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lheIRyhsUSE&ab_channel=fritz5116
Remember the Florida man 5 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Like launching rockets.
A whale fossil in Antarctica 8 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
So I had nothing better to do so I decided to try answering the A or B question.
This image is apparently taken "near Brazil’s Commandante Ferraz Antarctic Station, located in Admiralty Bay, King George Island, Antarctica, on November 25, 2008" (1)
There is actually grass that grows in Antarctica, especially in the warmer months, specifically Antarctic Hair Grass and Antarctic Pearlwort. (2)
So it is perfectly possible that this is a real image and the title is correct, and I just realized this post is 2 years old. Woohoo!
Source 1: https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2015/08/a-trip-to-antarctica/400106/
Source 2: https://www.bas.ac.uk/about/antarctica/wildlife/plants/
technology 7 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
At this point, my computer knows more about me than me.
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Just on the outside 5 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
They pretend to be broken so you feel sorry for them and let them in. Then, once your guard is down, they reveal their true nature and Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
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Crazy stuff 3 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
You know they tease each other and say "You're next, Larry!"
Receptive sore calculating Curlew 3 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Depending where you get your internet from, it might survive a few hours, or even a few days.
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That's a good solution to our problem 21 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
I mean...
Culling all carriers of a disease is already a viable and occasionally used method of eradicating a problem. The most recent account I can think of was Mad Cow in the uk where they killed over 300,000 cattle in the 80s and 90s. There was also something in New Zealand a few months ago that I don't remember the details on.
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CLONE WARS IS BACK! I'M HYPE AS f*ck 7 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
I might be wrong, but they're probably keeping the popular things like Clone Wars but ignoring/retconning the more obscure lore such as that from the comics or novels. Makes it easier to create new lore without digging to deep to keep continuity or avoid confusing fans too much.
Is this true? 8 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Actually, the one other crime reported is a case of two people fucking in front of the Fucking sign. They even put up tv cameras to deter people from doing it.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird-news/91341/Would-you-please-all-stop-f-ing-in-F-ing
Also, the name change thing was actually a hoax that gained popularity and was reported as true. They never actually tried to change the name, according to the mayor of the town.
https://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/world/106192/fucking-village-to-change-name
Amsuingly, one instance of the sign actually features a warning to motorists below it saying "Bitte — nicht so schnell!" which is German for "Please — not so fast!"
https://us-east-1.tchyn.io/snopes-production/uploads/images/photos/signs/graphics/austria2.jpg?resize=347,493
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CLONE WARS IS BACK! I'M HYPE AS f*ck 7 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Hype aside, the first minute of that trailer is an awesome sequence.
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A mob boss 7 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
I'm in
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Why are millennial? 4 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
That movie had something for everyone.
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Potatoes being grown in air 3 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
They look like tumors.
So blue 9 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Asari
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Are nuts a kind of nut? (Google search prompts) 9 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Not yet.
Yes, help them.
See a doctor.
KGB.
No, they're Disney.
They're unicorns.
Yes.
No.
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Sounds easy 7 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
motherlode
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Strong wizard 3 comments
aphelion · 5 years ago
Currently playing Divinity Original Sin 2 with a friend. He's a barbarian summoner. He looks like Conan and summons demons to help him in battles.