Arlan

arlan


The world is a funny place.

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I want to look like her 31 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
I don't see any pics of you.
Don’t waste a space race 7 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
How about launching hungry people into space?
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The Stranded Motorist. 9 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
The technical speak in this post is slightly off.
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This kid deserve a paid scholarship 3 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
I never remember what I did, only the punishment.
Pls, I can't sleep 20 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Well, it aint coming out the front.
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Relatable 8 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Fast-forward a little to see how it ends.
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So you're saying 4 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Doubt.
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When two nerds get married 8 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
But that was just the beginning of his problems.
All grown up 5 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
I bet she could go to town on some corn on the cob.
Found the words I want on my tombstone 3 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
I used to know a couple of guys like that. They got along because one was a big pussy and the other was a giant douche.
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#saggyballsmatter2k18 7 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Points awarded if you can windmill them in opposite directions.
Dale Irby, a teacher with a great sense of humor that wore the same outfit for the 4 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
annual picture every year.
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I know he's pretty special, but 9 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
What if he uses his muscles to rewire the radial motor for over voltage, thus achieving a crane head speed of 58 rpm?
Don't speak when you're angry 13 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Lol damn
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Winner f*cks Trudeau's wife 22 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
$20 on Putin.
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No one wants to touch a toilet seat 19 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Ya don't leave the seat up so nobody ever has to endure dipping their butt in the toilet when they take to it at night.
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Spocks 2 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
The loss of one can be outweighed by buying many.
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It's all a lie 4 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
They're 40% ghost.
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some Birds are hunting mouses & eat their brains 12 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Great kill photo.
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Every day we stray further from god 9 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
I'm not into white sneakers, but I can see some practical applications for this.
No judging, Arkansas 12 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Centaur.
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People these days 13 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
Stay focused people. We're talking chairs with uncomfortable geometry here. Is that not compelling?
People these days 13 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
What if there's nothing but hard wooden chairs to sit on?
POWER! 8 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
I think they do that in Mexico.
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People these days 13 comments
arlan · 6 years ago
See you at the war crimes trial!