aussiecarrot

aussiecarrot


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No milk stories? I beg to differ. 8 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
I'll have you know that Luke drank BLUE milk
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*flying slipper received* 10 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
Einstein was rubbish in school
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Even more for me *cries desperately* 7 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
Shhhhhshhhh
The most interesting man in music history 8 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
Oh right
Poor choice of words 4 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
Ah yes
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The most interesting man in music history 8 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
What if it's his gun? What if it's all a metaphor for something?
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Poor choice of words 4 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
Please fill me in
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
Thanks for your input, mate
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Spinach 15 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
S P I N A C H
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If I were a mountain: 5 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
Edit the web address and take out the brackets it made it incorrect
The most interesting man in music history 8 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
It could be "Mama, just killed a man" as in a sort of causal way of saying he's just killed someone.
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The most interesting man in music history 8 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
Dear lord do not start
Even more for me *cries desperately* 7 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
*repeats what guest said*
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So excited!! 1 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
I'm pretty sure the top one is my Skype picture. Huh
The end 3 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
FYI "Burger King" is known as "Hungry Jacks" in Australia
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*Men At Work- "Down Under" plays* 7 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
And that's why I'm Australian
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Let's create a list of the best pick-up lines! 46 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
Theifs
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If I were a mountain: 5 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
In Western Australia, we have lake disappointment :P
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Even more for me *cries desperately* 7 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
UN I WUD WALK FIVE HOONDREAD MAELS UNDA I WUD WALK FIVE HOONDREAD MOOR JOOST TA BEE THA MAN WHOO WALKS A THOOSAND MAELS JOOST TO FAHL DOWN AT YUR DOOR
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I mean, they really undercut the competition 2 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
Goddamn "beat" me to it
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Jokes on you 2 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
I don't know what this show is and at this point I'm too afraid to ask
I want them now 4 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
And Amish apparently
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Lit narrators 25 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
D atty boroughs
Best post
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Beautiful Draco Malloy fan art by Elentori 8 comments
aussiecarrot · 7 years ago
MMMMAAALLLLOOOOYYYYYY