Aw :( Are we?

You living in Australia wrong if approx. 17 things don't try to kill you on a daily basis. Mapgpies and agressive Eagles fans don't count

Dude, I highly regretted getting that

I think not

..."not get hurt"? What does that... mean?

Not death of Magpies, we all know those things can only be destroyed with holy water.

Do you think this is gross?

Yeah, gross

Hmmm, I wonder what you are a random fangirl of...

'Cause politics

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Aren't we all?

*knees weaken*