Awake_ash

awake_ash

As a mexican, i freakin' love tacos!
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Bikers can relate. 7 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
Which, my friend?
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American gangster john dillinger 9 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
Back in the time, there were no fuck bois, pussies were the fuck bois nowadays, pussies like "yo, i'm a gangsta, i have guns" and as soon as a shoot out pops, they run.
Mmmmm yes 13 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
Your name makes this way better lol
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He may soon become a millionaire 15 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
South Park episode where they complain about their size?
If you've never seen on of this 23 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
Damn it Satan, no spankey pls
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If you've never seen on of this 23 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
I was catching some and i accidentally squished one
Man repairing plane with duct tape 6 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
Yup, can resist really high pressure due to high speed. It's only used on minor repairs before a perm repair.
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Dogs who found a comfy place to sit 4 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
Hahahaha, last one is "Ehehehe, sittin on a cat, sittin on a cat"
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I hate being 17, it's a weird transition phase; able to take theory tests but can't drive 17 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
I used to get driving lessons when i was 15 and some times i drove ot by myself to wherever i wanted, but it's not that funny drivint here in México, most drivers are complete assholes, i was driving through the fast lane and this fuckboy just splitted two lanes like crazy and almost made me hit his Ibiza so hard it could make a huge accident, i chased this dumbass for over 20 minutes, haha, he finally got arrested.
Why pit bulls are seriously misunderstood 16 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
The only dog i'm really afraid of isn't the pitbull or the german shepherd, is the Argentine Dogo, big badass motherfucker, this boy killed a Puma to defend his owner and the kids.
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Pouring molten salt into water 9 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
No problem mate
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Pouring molten salt into water 9 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
BackyardScientist, at least 2 years ago.
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Meh 8 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
Oh, right, a magic bee or something like that covered him in honey.
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Meh 8 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
Same chapter, and then he somehow lost his arm in recent episodes. Damn, i'm kinda old and i still watch cartoons
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Great wise bald guy 12 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
Jesus, cakelover, shag carpet, i lost it there, but for a moment i thought you were gonna say bushwack
The power of the PC 12 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
What? No, making copies of games and specially old games is illegal, anti-piracy, old school warnings. Emulators are for fun, plus, Nintendo and Sony aren't gonna make any profit of the games you download for your emulator, they could but they played themselves making you pay for the exact same game you had on a last gen console for your next gen instead of making the console compatible with last gen discs.
The power of the PC 12 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
I had the Dolphin emulator (best Gamecube-Wii emulator imo) and it worked smoothly in my garbage pc, damn, i played Double Dash and D.O.N for days.
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Meet hana, a japanese kitty with incredibly big eyes 8 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
Giant Hornet... Shhh, you just lost the battle, this hornet can kill a god damn Yak
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Look at that smile 3 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
Wow that's a big ass fucking happy doggo
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Which one's your favorite? 1950's mustard race unite! 6 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
All except the new one, man, i used to watch Merrie Melodies every single day for 2 hours straight, my favorite cartoons are Tom & Jerry, Duck Dodgers (The mini serie, the original one) Tweety and Sylvester( Tweety and Sylvester Misteries). I still used to watch all of those episodes from Merrie Melodies, even the racist ones, they were broadcasted in México, every single one of them and they are still broadcasted, that was my childhood, Merrie Melodies and Bob Ross.
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Rap stars as kids 10 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
I count 6 non rap stars buddy, you know who they are (Nicki, Jay z, Kanye, Drake, Lil wayne and Pitbull)
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Man, that is one epic dog 5 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
Look at his feetsies jumping all at once while he goes upstairs, dem feetsies of thy doggo
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What if 16 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
Catholic, but you can be named however you want to be named, The grimm, Death, Satan, Bruce Dickinson, etc. You are the greatest, the one we need.
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Why is the mouse not working right! 3 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
That thing was hard to control, seriously, i wanted to play some flash shooting games, then i remember i had that thing in my laptop.
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What if 16 comments
awake_ash · 7 years ago
He got his ass kicked out of heaven because he wanted to be like Jesus or something like that. He went from being called Lucifer to being called Satan (adversary). It's all i know folks, i studied a little bit of this before i knew religion wasn't my thing
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