Awake_ash

awake_ash


As a mexican, i freakin' love tacos!

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Carrie Fisher and Mark Hamill having fun on the set of Star Wars 16 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
Buddy, feel free to leave, insensitive smart ass..
Insane card throwing skill 6 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
Why?
Men's version of *I have nothing to wear* 4 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
Mass Effect also makes something else beat *deg deg* dat alien sex. A game that i really want to finish is Alan Wake, i have never finished that beautiful game, i will buy it for my X One but sadly it's still nit available for my country
Audience lady has a crush on Conan 17 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
"Well *kicks thot* THOT BE GONE!"
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Duck is stuck 3 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
Afflac!
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Happens weekly around my house 3 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
"Shut your whore mouth while Billy Mays is talking!"
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Insane card throwing skill 6 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
Dude Perfect, my fav channel on YouTube
Pixelated avocado 12 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
Jesus, Rosa, das racist. By the way, leisure makes people do incredible stuff.. even if it's cutting avocados like shown in this pic, for e.g. When i was a kid, my friend built a cap launcher using a plank, rubber bands, a nail, and imagination, that bitch shot caps so fast that a hit on your arm would leave a small scar lol
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She certainly is stuck in an *sticky* situation 11 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
Don't mind me either, i'm here watching dat ass
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Smoke on the Water 14 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
We all came out to Montreux!
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Size matters. 8 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
Nobody wants a quick snack, we want a huge pizza
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You're an adult now, you can do it! 6 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
I have two bots like that in my xbox messages (the second hasn't answered yet) but the first bot literally writes the same shit over and over again
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Is this actually legit?! 14 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
Gotchu fam, third and his gang is probably on the loose
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Gold diggers be like 8 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
I have an AE86..... In Forza
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Tonight she will be piggy backed too 14 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
To @title, Incest is wincest
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Brightest Meteor Shower on 12 August 19 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
No many? Bruh, there is a huge meteor shower, you will drown on wishes
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Damn right I did 4 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
He looks like Michael Cera
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Focus!!. 11 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
Shit it's a Hyundai lol, a Hyundai i20 coupe wrc
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Focus!!. 11 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
It looks like an RS but it might be a Citröen, Citröen is the boss in Rallies
No she dieded 8 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
Indeed, well, everyone has their "fetishes" if you can call it like that, in Mexico we call people that watch that kinda stuff, "buchones" (cartel, z, hired guns wannabes) mostly kids and teenagers listening to songs about massacres, shoot outs against the military and mexican spec ops soldiers and drug traffic. You step in one of these motherfuckers, yell "Boo!" and they start running, they want to look badass but they are pussies
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My favorite mistake 7 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
Bawitdaba da bang a dang!
No she dieded 8 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
He probably was mexican (or sout american, specially from Colombia) people like that use to watch those vids of people getting executed with chainsaws, machetes, etc. I have a friend like that too
21 photos that will make you laugh if you've ever gone to college 5 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
At least you don't pay 300-600 usd for a bunch of bookd that, listen closely, you won't fucking use, that's right, in my 2nd semester of college i didn't use my 9 books for any of my classes in the Engineering school i am rn, never opened one, i on't know who the fuck wrote them nor i know if they have spells to cast a hooker on demand, all i know is that i could have save that money to buy videogames... Mexico, you disappoint me all the god damn time
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It can smell the hamburger on you 4 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
There is one thing wrong with what you just said
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In brightest day, in blackest night 17 comments
awake_ash · 6 years ago
Where is Black Canary?
Where is Red Arrow?
Where the fuuu is Hawkman and Hawkgirl?
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