*inhales* Ay wey, frijoles!

You did a post about this bird in your daily posts, right? I really liked your daily dose of prehistoric animals

"blep"

I'm an atheist, I don't believe in the dude from above but I agree with everything you just said, girls, respect yourselves and men, just look but don't do it with lust, we need to learn to respect.

I use swatters and splash those fucking
insects

"If you don't know the difference between their and they're, your a dumbass"

Oh, I let a pun opportunity fade away, damn

The sound that baby makes when going over 5000 rpm. It goes from silent to really fucking loud

Or a Civic Type R 98', in my case

Nobody said grabbing a woman's ass was ok. You surely know what courtship means, right?

https://community.coreldraw.com/cfs-file/__key/CommunityServer.Discussions.Components.Files/704/6574.1336348330291.jpg

When someone puts their hands on the body of someone else, that's when something's going wrong, you just don't do that hahaha, but seriously, one girl thought I was flirting with her just because I was being nice with her, yeah just because of that

If she is 62 (or 63 by now) that means she was born in 1955, segregation was still alive until late 60's and early 70's so... Not so strange tbh. Yeah, I know segregation started in the U.S long before the 30's.

I've seen him as well, he was eating some children's organs, it was horrible

I got that reference lol "But, I'm already dead, YOHOHOHO!" always gets me

"Bro did you see that gurl, daaamn, bro, bruuh"