Azrael

azrael


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I never had anything there too 13 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
I’ve never stepped foot inside of a Toys R Us, my parents didn’t want me getting any ideas.
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Apple Car, three weeks after it gets unveiled 9 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
Hell, my screen is cracked right now. How do you NOT crack a phone?
Powerhouse of the Cell 1 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
That all caps really shows their enthusiasm XD
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That men will not sleep for days 4 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
I’d imagine it would be difficult to sleep while drowning
I'm glad I finally do know how 7 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
Well step one involves having no depth perception.
Eltz castle, germany 4 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
That’s just because every castle needs a quidditch pitch.
I'm glad I finally do know how 7 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
Honestly, I’ve never managed to fall down the stairs, always up, once I even fell up the stairs backwards.
Apple Car, three weeks after it gets unveiled 9 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
Then you may be a witch. Teach me your secrets.
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I'm glad I finally do know how 7 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
Meanwhile, I’m falling up the stairs because the instructions were unclear.
Problem solved 6 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
The only reason my brother and I ever shared a Netflix profile is because we watched the same shows, otherwise that just seems rude.
SIX!!! 5 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
This is only getting better. XD
SIX!!! 5 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
I’d watch that. Somebody make this happen. Please?
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Got it 4 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
I laughed at this but then my mom looked over and wanted to know why it was funny.
Weeping willow root pulled from storm drain 6 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
Oh thank goodness, I thought they’d murdered reggae Rapunzel.
Buying holy bread from Amazon 1 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
Well, he’s not wrong.
Thoughts of Dog 2 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
I follow this account and it’s the best decision I’ve ever made.
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Thrust control of a military fighter jet 19 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
I’m way too sleepy, my first thought was Iron Man’s butthole. I’m sorry.
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Research 9 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
That’s a much better response than I would have made. I’m actually jealous.
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Wood sphere 1 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
Sorcery
Trick your visitors into thinking you have your shit together 21 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
I settled for growing ghost peppers and habaneros, does that count?
rechts in die Gefühle 15 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
That took a turn, straight into some feels
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Trick your visitors into thinking you have your shit together 21 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
I would do the plant thing, but no one trusts me with them. Not because I’d kill the plant, but because my family always assumes I’m cultivating poison.
Relatable 6 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
My brother has actually done this, but with an iPhone.
This is too right 1 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
I just provide commentary. The words “you shouldn’t do that to your dingle dangle, oh no” will ruin any boner inducing situation ever.
The law of attraction 3 comments
azrael · 6 years ago
Welp, I’ve signed in now.
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