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Wipe my shiny yellow ass.

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an*l ranger 9 comments
banana · 13 hours ago
My god
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When you want people to notice your new hairdo, but not to touch you. 4 comments
banana · 13 hours ago
Barber: "What you want?"
Barbershop patron: "I don't even know anymore"
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By far the coolest alarm clock 6 comments
banana · 13 hours ago
Oh my god
My grandmother used to have one of these
I remember this
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Last time I'm baking bread 8 comments
banana · 13 hours ago
"SAVE US"
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Fellas 37 comments
banana · 15 hours ago
#shebringsalltheboysandgirlstotheyard
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Fellas 37 comments
banana · 15 hours ago
You're so DISGUSTING for sharing your information even though everyone else did.
(I'm being sarcastic)
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Knight sweatshirt, shut up and take my money 8 comments
banana · 15 hours ago
That sounds like a fun way to either suffocate or overheat
· Edited 15 hours ago
I don't think the kitten likes banana very much 6 comments
banana · 15 hours ago
I don't even have a witty response for this one. All of you broke me.
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I do this all the time 7 comments
banana · 15 hours ago
Because if you let the phone call go the entire time it'll seem like you're not able to get to your phone, I suppose
Guess he won't have any issues being in jail then 8 comments
banana · 1 day ago
Roses are red
I'm not on the autistic spectrum
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How apeeling 2 comments
banana · 1 day ago
this post was so funny I was yellow in the face with laughter
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And then you smile REALLY big and don't blink 3 comments
banana · 1 day ago
Exactly. I don't see it as a staring but more of a "Are you alright?"
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I do this all the time 7 comments
banana · 1 day ago
That could make the person seem like you're intentionally ignoring them
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And then you smile REALLY big and don't blink 3 comments
banana · 1 day ago
You said that to a woman because she was looking at you after you tripped? I understand wanting to be different and joke around, but still, that's kind of an rude thing to say to someone who didn't really do anything that bad.
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Batman is a hoe 3 comments
banana · 1 day ago
*Fifty Shades of Bat
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Three moods 3 comments
banana · 1 day ago
what's the point of putting on music if you are just going to skip all of it
Jokes on you 25 comments
banana · 1 day ago
But guests can only make three comments in a day. If he ever tries to mess with me again then I can just report his guest comments
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Villains and lime 6 comments
banana · 1 day ago
Thank you for explaining it to me.
Also, i think the last "Ariel" was supposed to be Ursula.
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Villains and lime 6 comments
banana · 1 day ago
Ursula wasn't really that evil, though. I haven't seen the entire movie, but I did see a paraphrased stage performance. In the play, and in the actual Poor Unfortunate Souls song, she gives Ariel a clear explanation of what she is being offered.
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Jokes on you 25 comments
banana · 1 day ago
The guest is just yogithebear after he got banned due to a conversation on https://m.funsubstance.com/fun/392518/good-move/?last_comment=2421573&ref=notif#comment2421573 this post
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where is she 4 comments
banana · 2 days ago
#justhumanthings
Good move 23 comments
banana · 2 days ago
He plays favorites because he prefers the people that don't scream and hope that their enemies get killed?
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Good move 23 comments
banana · 2 days ago
You deserve all the pain you get, you hate-filled sack of shit.
Thanks, @zeus. You may be a god, but you're also a pretty cool cat.
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Jokes on you 25 comments
banana · 2 days ago
You're my defense attorney because you seem to defend me from assholes a lot. Thank you.
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Jokes on you 25 comments
banana · 2 days ago
rwby can I just say that I love you for being my defense attorney
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