barbaragordon

barbaragordon


Kicking ass and taking villains back to Arkham... even though it is literally the worst asylum in the multiverse.

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How y'all been doin'? 141 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
Hey, I'm a target demographic MLP girl!
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Be like Charmander 8 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
It should be. #JusticeForCharizard
Cat trying to drink 2 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
That cat isn't fat, it's just incredibly fluffy. That's normal for that breed, but it does need to get brushed out.
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Through the power of our lord 5 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
Can confirm for 8. Have heard the story way too many times.
The man’s shirt on the top right corner says demon, I think 11 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
I want the one that says "WHAT"
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Cat confusion 7 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
Omae wa mou shinderu.
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Be like Charmander 8 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
To be fair, he was abused during his formative years as a Charmander. It may be that that's what he believes to be "normal behavior" after observing the same behavior in his old trainer. And he does make an effort to change in later seasons.
But don't mind me, I'm just psychoanalyzing a dragon from a children's show.
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We don't deserve dogs 14 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
I got attacked by my asshole neighbor's two asshole Dalmatians when I was really little, and our family dog that we've had since I was in kindergarten has bitten me more times than I can count. But if anyone so much as looks at a dog the wrong way in front of me, I will beat their ass so hard their ancestors are gonna feel that shit.
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Here, let me give you some ammo! 11 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
All the bullets on the floor make me think they've been trying to get this for a while. I'd say plausible.
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Queen 12 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
She sings in "Can You Feel the Love Tonight". Plus they might add a new song, like they did in Beauty and the Beast.
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Now that's a good boy 26 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
Shhhh... just let us believe there's still good in the world
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If you have no idea for gifts 8 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
Only if you pop out a box for Bruce as a "Dick in a box"
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AAARRR 17 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
... Don't tell Bruce.
doo doo todo dora 13 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
Not sure, but the pasta families are alive, and that's what counts.
What's next? 13 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
I can accept these terms if you throw in a dog.
Who dies more than them 8 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
During Flashpoint, yes. After it was over the stuff he changed had a ripple effect, doing stuff like letting me walk again. It's pretty sweet.
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What's next? 13 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
Yes. But if you're wanting to do the sexy stuff, you're gonna have to make a damn good case for it.
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What's next? 13 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
Fries over guys
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Who dies more than them 8 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
Nice, I can get my legs back!
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What's next? 13 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
Nah fam, I'm all for love. I just ain't about the sexy part. Which means hat if I ever meet a siren, they're probably gonna have to try and tempt me with like, Italian food or something.
What's the point? 5 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
Wow Incredibles 2 looks great
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What's next? 13 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
Senpai has no kinks. Senpai is asexual.
(But still heteroromantic. Don't care about dick, but man I love Dick!)
The ultimate chris 7 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
I would trust him to watch my dogs.
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AAARRR 17 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
WHO DARES INSULT MY BOI GUZMA
I WILL PROTECT TEAM SKULL WITH MY LIFE
Gotta look handsome 11 comments
barbaragordon · 6 years ago
Holy shit, don't even get me started on how fucked the Pug and Pekingese breeding business is. They're inbred as shit and have about 50 health problems per body part. There needs to be a lot more oversight with breeding practices.
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