bethorien

bethorien


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Math h8rs wya 6 comments
bethorien · 4 minutes ago
But night showers are bad bad bad bad in the heat. Wake up sweaty and not take a shower and feel gross all day and have to wash your hands like 100000000 times a day because it momentarily makes you feel a little less gross and bleh bleh
Dead or alive? 5 comments
bethorien · 40 minutes ago
A•L{key}VE
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Well, If you're going to be racist, you might as well be Michael Scott racist 6 comments
bethorien · 43 minutes ago
That's a quick worded definition of Hispanic. Saying your Hispanic when you aren't of any relation to a Spanish speaking area is just not correct
You never know where your food has been 30 comments
bethorien · 2 hours ago
not all std's are fully prevented by condom usage.
You never know where your food has been 30 comments
bethorien · 2 hours ago
its advised by most medical professionals to get an std screening every time you have sex outside of a monogamous relationship that has lasted for a long duration.
You never know where your food has been 30 comments
bethorien · 2 hours ago
DONT. TAKE. EVERYTHING. LITERALLY. MOTHERFUCKER.
Always Batman 4 comments
bethorien · 2 hours ago
technically speaking never once did the christian god claim to be good
Bad mother 10 comments
bethorien · 2 hours ago
Example number 345239485 of why you should need an account to comment or post
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When all of this is over, will our atoms play among the stars? Will we dance and laugh 8 comments
bethorien · 2 hours ago
His art wasnt worth anything in the way this guy means. It's beautiful art with all of his goodwill put into the brush but it doesn't have any deeper meaning. It doesn't express anything past what is on the surface. It's amazing art but its not what this guy means by worth a damn
He's a great dad! 2 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
his ass aint even touching the chair its just hovering
This bell pepper 2 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
its a last of us zombie with a dick in its mouth
Please 7 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
2.... 1....
Time to get a lawyer 6 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
Have y'all never seen girls fight? that shit is vicious. There wouldnt be any wars because everyone would be dead
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You never know where your food has been 30 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
EVERY. TIME. YA FUCK. GET. YA ASS. TESTED.
Nofeels, just concern 7 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
Talk to someone you trust about it man. It ain't worth it. I've still got scars from that kinda shit faded they may be. Find someone to talk to. Go to a councilor or a therapist or both. Self harm only makes things worse. It covers the problem with a blanket to act like its not there letting it build until the blanket is to small. You'll have to find a bigger more risky blanket and the cycle will continue until death is a much larger risk than you ever thought it could be. Please go get help. For yourself. For the people you love. Even if its just for your dog or your cat just please find something that can motivate you to find help.
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I'll take friday 6 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
Express because it makes you feel rich?
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Till death do us part 3 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
I doubt she can see color very well
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In case you wanted to know how old they are in both movie and real 6 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
gandalf is as old as creation. So is sauron, saruman, radagast, and the balrogs all of which are effectively middle earths version of arch angels
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What it feels like browsing fresh 3 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
some of that stuff doesnt even make sense. There's no joke no pay off just randomness
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Math h8rs wya 6 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
its arithmetic which is math
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Friendship knows no bounds 7 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
YAY HUGS
ALSO MONEY SHOULD BE GIVEN TO ME FOR THIS PURPOSE. TO INDIEGOGO AND KICKSTARTER
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Unsettling threats 25 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
You touch a single hair on a pet and ill replace your eyes with hot coals, apply bloodroot to your genitals, and hang you by hooks in your knees till you die of dehydration.
You are trapped 13 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
NO IT IS THE ORDERING PERSONS FAULT FOR GIVING ORDERS BECAUSE THAT IS NOT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE JUST LIKE SCREAMING IN PUBLIC ISNT.
Anon on whether girls like funny guys 10 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
damn, now i want fruit and you don't even have any cantaloupes to share with me.
The "F" in Japan stands for "Fake " 11 comments
bethorien · 3 hours ago
I hate having to spell out shit. I'm dyslexic and bad a spelling and it always takes a long time to get close enough to the actual spelling that auto correct grabs it. Tube is my go to for basically anything that moves shit around in the body IE air tube, food tube, blood tube because its not technically wrong.