bethorien

bethorien


Just a random chick with too many problems and too few solutions

— bethorien Report User
Random game 6 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Yea, cause that's a good response to that. Not like babies need things that cost ass loads of money and shelter or anything.
Wise word sir 19 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
*accepts handshake*
If we can't win their hearts and minds, then gunpoint will have to do.
Rules to live by 8 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
7. Some of the best times I've had have been with fuckwits.
8. It ain't hurt nothing to test the waters a little. If something is truly out of your control putting forth effort to not change the thing itself but Dampen it's outcome's effect can be useful.
9. Depending on what's actually meant by this I probably agree.
10. Again, balance.
11. Literally anything in excess is toxic. Common sense and moderation. Drinking alcohol occasionally ain't gonna hurt ya. Meth occasionally will.
12. If you don't do something multiple times you won't know if there are multiple outcomes. Again, common sense is useful.
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Rules to live by 8 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
1. People avoiding work is how we got a lot of our current tech.
2. Patience is a virtue.
3. Not relying on others at all can cause problems. Humans are pack animals. Some things cannot be done alone.
4. Removing flair, flamboyance, and finesse would make the world a lot more boring. Success isn't a theory because it is an outcome. It is a Boolean statement followed by more Boolean statements to define its degree. Being practical in no way guarantees success.
5. No argument. Procrastination is a problem.
6. Complaining is health for your mental state. Failing to express yourself can cause problems. Balance is also a virtue.
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Wise word sir 19 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I've got some of my people spreading propaganda in a few major cities as well as backwater towns. I think this partnership shall be very profitable.
Wise word sir 19 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Making motivational speeches is a specialty of mine. Hopefully you can get us enough weapons to supply the followers I bring in.
Wise word sir 19 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Personally I prefer my showers alone so maybe we just go with world domination.
Wise word sir 19 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I think you misread daily shower
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He the boss 35 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Sure you can, tho it's normally just called absorbing life force.
He the boss 35 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I thought you got your life together by sacrificing virgins to the old gods for eternal life and great wisdom.
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Title shmitle 48 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
That's why you chop off the good bits, legs and arms are portable yo, and leave the rest to the coyotes
He the boss 35 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
If ya gonna blackmail a hockey player make sure he's happily married before you fuck'em, ay?
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Wise word sir 19 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I'm a simple girl. I just want food when I'm hungry, drink when I'm thirsty, something entertaining when I've nothing left to do, world domination, a daily shower, and my friends.
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Title shmitle 48 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Yea no I'd prefer to keep the squirrel shit out of my pots mate
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Title shmitle 48 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I'll take squirrel dumplings over basically anything rabbit myself but that's just cause I love squirrel dumplings.
Title shmitle 48 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Maybe people just don't like it when rabbits get eaten?
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Title shmitle 48 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
What do you mean rabbits aren't food. Shit man might as well say squirrels aren't food either cause ya can throw both in a pot with some dumplings and have a nice meal.
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In for disappointment 7 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
The end of humanity has been foretold by the bacon. It must be true.
In for disappointment 7 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
You're superiority continues to mount. When will it end?!?
He called out his own ignorance for misjudging a foreign classmate 16 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Then I guess you'll never have friends again. Better luck next respawn.
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He called out his own ignorance for misjudging a foreign classmate 16 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
NO, it's the International Society of Interracial Super-friendship. Join or be lonely forever.
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In for disappointment 7 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Damn you less boned one.
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He called out his own ignorance for misjudging a foreign classmate 16 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
ISIS, international society for interracial super-friendship. Not to be confused with those evil dudes.
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And eat 1 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Me always and forever
Guilty as charged 6 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Same but only part of the time. It's either that or I genuinely have no fucking clue what sounds good and can't even remember half of the options.
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