bethorien

bethorien


Just a random chick with too many problems and too few solutions

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Doctors hate him for this one simple trick 15 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Beth yes
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Doctors hate him for this one simple trick 15 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
*Mixes up darts and ends up hitting with a concentrated foxglove*
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The most Australian road safety campaign yet 6 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I hear it in Oklahoma too.
Knife sex 9 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Uno skip card activated: on to the next meme
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A Useful Product 13 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Taboo and adrenaline are surprisingly motivating for such things it would seem. Humans have a tendency to hold disdain for the prior and crave the latter.
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Doctors hate him for this one simple trick 15 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
We got a someone that wants to know THINGS ew. THINGS. It's unacceptable. Heresy it is.
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What the f**k is wrong with some people 45 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
That working doesn't insinuate he'd be unable to stop himself from doing sexual things
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The Brits know that arrays start at 0 28 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Computers do start counting with zero. Saying that the first slot beint zero is different from starting counting with zero is literally saying the first number being zero instead of one isn't counting starting with zero.
Measuring does start with zero. All measuring devices i.e. Rulers etc start with zero and go to the to the inch etc away from the starting point.
Whether or not zero is the lack of a number depends on a lot including what language you are speaking and what context you are speaking it.
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She's got crabs 5 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Your family has my condolences. Hopefully your funeral will get posted on funsub
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Doctors hate him for this one simple trick 15 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Yay!
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No machine, just one man using his hands and tool (by Abasiki Bebunda) 6 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
We've got 4000. Anyone for 4500
*slowly points at crowd*
4500450045004500450045004500
Ych a fi! 8 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I lol'd
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24 hours time is the best 24 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I use a 24 hour clock on all my tech.
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Doctors hate him for this one simple trick 15 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Do you hate me too ew?
Going outside 5 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I can't be a man I'm a chick. I do walk around barefoot on creek rocks in the 90-100 degree temps tho
'Who's flat now?' 18 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
R/woosh
My last 3 posts were removed I'm hella shook 2 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
If you accidentally step on your dogs paw they will understand you are sorry if you take a caring tone and be physically affectionate. Most likely their sign of forgiveness will be cuddles or licks.
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The three F's 17 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Idk where you went to high school but where I'm from fucking seemed to happen everywhere. Hell a couple got suspended for getting caught fucking in the stairwell in freshman year and one of the coaches class room had a large amount of times where a couple would be seen leaving with their pants being pulled up.
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The Brits know that arrays start at 0 28 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Computers start counting at 0. Also when you are measuring distance you start at 0. There's the start point of the measurement (the ground floor) and then the first floor up from that then the second, then the third, etc. personally the American system is what I'd use if asking what floor I'm on (cause I'm 'merican) but there is a logic to their system as well.
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Honk 5 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
*total silence*
No machine, just one man using his hands and tool (by Abasiki Bebunda) 6 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
The bidding shall start at 4000. Anyone for 4000?
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Waking a kitten up with an airhorn 9 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
I had faith in you and it payed off. Such a cute kitty. I'll take a dozen
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'Who's flat now?' 18 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
Congratulations, you've met the exception to that rule
Excuse us, coming through 2 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
That guy at the back scratching his head is me 24/7
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Absolute unit 4 comments
bethorien · 5 years ago
The bathtub is crazy yo. Someone falling in that shakes the whole damn house and startles me enough to land me in the floor chest first.
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