Man, I remember watching them on Snick waaaay back in zee day.

Guest is right.

You don't get witches... they get you.

Beaches usually have a steady breeze. It's why they're popular for kite flying.

It's fucking fantastic!!!!

Agreed.

Maybe. Definitely one of the two though.

Correction, the man is a Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim fan. The jerseys are similar but the stripe around the arm is the giveaway.

Who doesn't love a fuzzy ass.

You're a dumbass. Transmission fails, power from engine no longer connected to wheels, wheels still roll because they are wheels, wheels without power no longer roll any faster and begin to slow down due to physics. In other words, your car would coast to a stop. Unless you applied the brakes obviously.

Wouldn't make a difference. Tranny would break before anything catastrophic would happen to anything else.

Your tranny would go before anything else.

Guest how dense can you be?

A loud grinding and clunking noise followed by the sound of your transmission dying a grisly death while your car coasts to a stop.

"Momma always said..." It's a saying from his mom who grew up in a time before everything was mass produced. From a time when boxes of chocolates were more like See's than Russell Stovers. Not that hard to comprehend. Use your brain once in a while, works wonders.