Whomever gets home from work first.

Than what will you do?

Gravity.

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Metallica

Are people really so pathetic nowadays that they need vague inspirational quotes posted by somebody that has no personal relationship with you whatsoever and would walk past you on a sidewalk without even giving you a second glance, because it’s just the way things are in the real world, to feel better about themselves? Jesus H Christ.

Driving past my old high school and thinking how all the students look like 12 year olds.

Man??? That's James May!!! Captain Slow!!! Legend

Or you could just use the bushes behind the porta potties.

It’s a Newfoundland. Of course it loves snow.

I remember watching that live. Racing in any form is pure chaotic awesomeness.