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blackbanana


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Something spooky must have happened 9 comments
blackbanana · 6 hours ago
This some jumanji type shit over here
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George Carlin was a genius 6 comments
blackbanana · 6 hours ago
Thanks for circling it, I totally would have missed it otherwise
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Warning: Blurry, so you won't be able to read it, but the point isn't to read it 60 comments
blackbanana · 20 hours ago
As if it wasn't bad enough they decided to throw incest into this cancerous shitstorm
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How can anyone do something so brutal to spaghetti? 9 comments
blackbanana · 23 hours ago
I'm not one for wasting food but that shits f*cking ruined so I hope they threw it away after taking this pic
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Beauty & The Beast: part 17 11 comments
blackbanana · 1 day ago
When I was younger I thought Vixey from the fox and the hound was strangely attractive for a fox and all I could think was "wtf is wrong with me"
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That moment :3 3 comments
blackbanana · 1 day ago
I remember doing that highschool when I was bored in class
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"i don't like this post" 6 comments
blackbanana · 1 day ago
It's like that one joke where you tell someone that saying gullible slowly sounds like orange or something and make them say gullible out loud slowly before they realize the irony
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I don't know what to say 81 comments
blackbanana · 1 day ago
Westminister colorado
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I don't know what to say 81 comments
blackbanana · 1 day ago
You scared me, I thought it was my area for a sec until I heard it's was in london
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My fb has weird things... part 29: who copied who 8 comments
blackbanana · 1 day ago
No no its definitely wierd a normal person would be like wtf, it's just us funsubstance users have been exposed to it for so long we've become numb to it although I do agree it's not as wierd as most of the other things she usually post
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What's some games you miss? 18 comments
blackbanana · 1 day ago
The last of us on ps3 still going strong
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Are black people endangered species? 15 comments
blackbanana · 1 day ago
And sometimes those who disrespect and harass those who uphold the law don't understand the concept of natural selection
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Warning: Post contains zinger 8 comments
blackbanana · 1 day ago
My mom is also adamant about us never missing school. I could be dying with the flu and she'd still send my ass to school. I remember I once ended up getting my entire class sick and me and like four other students were the only ones to show up to school one day
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What did you say?! 4 comments
blackbanana · 1 day ago
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
What did you say?! 4 comments
blackbanana · 1 day ago
Puppers rant continued
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands
I'm the second one 12 comments
blackbanana · 1 day ago
You just need to find the right balance when you're going for height or for distance
I'm the second one 12 comments
blackbanana · 1 day ago
Sometimes the top one will fuck you over in some games like destiny, if you try pressing it too quickly while jumping over something you'll fall to your death but if you do it the bottom way you'll usually manage to make it.
Everytime with teachers 19 comments
blackbanana · 1 day ago
It saves you like half a second of precious time that you can use for more important things. It's a little more convenient but no, it doesn't really make a difference
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Danmark 4 comments
blackbanana · 2 days ago
Over here its 'who pissed in your cereal'
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It starts with 8 comments
blackbanana · 2 days ago
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
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Sound advice 4 comments
blackbanana · 2 days ago
I'll keep this in mind next time I go hiking in the mountains
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just bury me in the backyard 13 comments
blackbanana · 2 days ago
Canabalism isn't illegal though , at least in most of the US the only exception is Idaho
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Picasso's paintings through his life 13 comments
blackbanana · 3 days ago
Could have used this for one of those enlightenment memes
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Behind closed doors 3 comments
blackbanana · 3 days ago
I just said it dude
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That was a bit close 3 comments
blackbanana · 3 days ago
Where I live the light rail hit a car parked in the middle of the tracks and dragged it a whole quarter mile before coming to a complete stop
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