blackbanana

blackbanana


— blackbanana Report User
Some of us get f*cked by life 3 comments
blackbanana · 18 hours ago
Person 1: can I barrow some lipstick?
Person 2: sure, why?
Person 1: cause I wanna at least look pretty the next time you decide to F**K ME!
2
Teehee 6 comments
blackbanana · 3 days ago
This person has a delicious sounding name
1
2016 is hottest on record... 3rd year in a row for hottest years 9 comments
blackbanana · 3 days ago
Yea, once we destroy ourselves the planet will prosper so it's fine
Well, I got Sherlock so I'm pretty sure I'm safe. 106 comments
blackbanana · 3 days ago
Lemony snicket ... not sure how I feel about that since he'd definitely be able to find me but would he actually be able to help me or would he just write down how I meet my demise
4
Somebody help me through this nightmare 12 comments
blackbanana · 3 days ago
I read the title and immediately started singing animal I have become in my head
"White people food" 6 comments
blackbanana · 3 days ago
I was at a party once where they served something so spicy my mouth burned for the next couple days but this white dude in the table behind mine just ate it normally without even braking a sweat, I truly respected that man as my family and most of the other mexican family's around avoided that dish after the first taste. He even went for seconds
12
God don't you hate when that happens 12 comments
blackbanana · 4 days ago
Why drop a couple hundred on yeezy when you can kill a bum and get the same look for free
12 · Edited 4 days ago
When the vending machine finally accepts your bill 10 comments
blackbanana · 5 days ago
I like how you can't see the other person but you automatically assume it's gay porn because the good ol internets ruined us
13
Who could it beee? 8 comments
blackbanana · 5 days ago
They should make an anime where the Mc is plain af and his friends are all unique and always losing him cause he lacks a presence
11
Checkmate gender spectrum 13 comments
blackbanana · 5 days ago
Dude like the first sentence if each paragraph talks about the male and female reproductive organs of a plant...
3
Say it again y'all 8 comments
blackbanana · 5 days ago
Haven't heard this song in years and now it's stuck in my head
Bacon abuse 7 comments
blackbanana · 5 days ago
Whenever vegans make that "these animals had friends and family" argument I think about this, lots of livestock couldn't care less about their young
6
When you have to go to the dentist 6 comments
blackbanana · 5 days ago
I hate how the sound of the drill pierces straight into your brain
4
Are you ready for this? 9 comments
blackbanana · 1 week ago
Holy shit those are the screams of someone who is being brutally murdered by a serial killer
1 month old banana 5 comments
blackbanana · 1 week ago
I'm afraid I've already gained sentience foolish human
2
Night of a gamer 4 comments
blackbanana · 1 week ago
I have the exact same mouse
Safety is the number one priority 8 comments
blackbanana · 1 week ago
Looks like a piece of a cutoff wheel for an angle grinder
2 · Edited 1 week ago
Looks kinda cool 5 comments
blackbanana · 1 week ago
Gargoyles are supposed to ward off evil spirits or something so the gargoyles in suitcases is meant to keep bad things from leaving with you when you travel not some satanic bs conspiracy theorist like to think up
2
The more you know 11 comments
blackbanana · 1 week ago
Not sure if this applied to the black ones
2
The guy she tells you not to worry about 16 comments
blackbanana · 1 week ago
Seems we've got a meme connoisseur in the house
6
Oh shit 9 comments
blackbanana · 1 week ago
I think the ultra balls are ugly as shit so I try to catch every thing with normal poke balls or great balls, if I'm desperate enough I will use an ultra ball though
· Edited 1 week ago
So this is a real thing.. 5 comments
blackbanana · 1 week ago
I saw a prank where this dude put one of those on the car of some dude that cut him off and the old man just pulled out a stun gun and tazed his ass
· Edited 1 week ago
Describe your sex life 43 comments
blackbanana · 1 week ago
N is for anywhere and anytime at all
9
Ladders in Videogames 3 comments
blackbanana · 1 week ago
Which games do this? All the ones I've played force you to put away your weapons and won't so much as let you look behind or below you until you reach the top