Playing my banjo

I belong to a Facebook group called Pajama Party and the object is to get pictures of people out in public in pajama pants. I scored a picture of someone in these pants in Walmart and it is by far my best submission ever!! Lol

My husband and I are in our 40’s and we just bought a church pew for our living room. By far the most awesome thing I’ve bought as an adult.

I got a pillow with a word on it that happens to be the name of a woman my husband had an emotional affair with. From my mother in law. By far the worst gift I’ve ever received in my entire life. But I don’t think she knows so I still love her. I just keep it turned over so I don’t have to see it.

Wait till there’s kids involved. Lol

Someone please help me! What movie is this from??

Not cilantro but mangos taste like pepper to me. Lol

If you can find any.

Wonder what other kind of shit they heard.

“If they didn’t spend all their money at the casino, they probably wouldn’t have so many overdraft fees and they could survive.”

I wouldn’t mind seeing some of these guys before I die.

Mo jo jo jo!!!!

I’d take a dose of him.

Every bank has a free checking account. All they need to do is let the bank know that’s the account they want.

A blonde was driving down the street and saw another blonde in a field in a row boat singing Row Row Row Your Boat. The blonde in the car gets so mad she pulls over, gets out of her car and screams YOU’RE THE REASON BLONDES HAVE A BAD REPUTATION AND IF I KNEW HOW TO SWIM, I’D SWIM OVER THERE AND KICK YOUR ASS!”

So long and thanks for all the fish.

I wish this had shown the entire original picture; she has the biggest smile on her face.

My Boston got the roof of my mouth once while I was laughing at him licking me. Needless to say, I laugh with my mouth closed when he’s near my face now. He got the back of my husbands front teeth once. He’s also stuck his tongue in my 6 year old daughters nose.

Too bad leap day screwed this up.

This is exactly like having two or more kids. Lol!

This will never not be funny.

This turned me on way more than it should have.

Anything can be a sex toy if you’re brave enough.