We call those Spider Friends at my house.

Can I upgrade it to a large? Or even extra large?

When it’s the size of a pinky, it does.

My eyes are sweating.

How tf does that last raccoon have perfect teeth??????

My oldest used to call eyebrows “brush isles” and I never corrected her. It was too cute. They still call asparagus “spagaragus”. Lol.

Could someone please tell me what this is from?

Or maybe he already had them and didn’t want duplicates.

He looks so pissed. Like “who left this baby in here???!!”

This should be a mandatory alert that comes up on every phone whenever anyone walks into a public place.

Anyone else think it said vagina creeper at first?

That pharmaceutical chick

Liking to do it helps, as well.

Probably in a skating rink.

This is the opening credits to The Shining???

The bigger the truck...

I have ones that say “you suck at parking” but I’m too chicken to put them on anyone’s car.

Or they act like it’s no big deal and looses their shit when no one acts like it was a major surgery.

As long as she doesn’t scream I THREW UP, I’m good