How ever many I can fight til I practically scare of all other kids

This is how us texans are raised

Well looks like my cat is going with me to prom next year

I was in oklahoma last weekend & camping at turner falls and I just kept thinking about how you could hide a dead body everywhere since some places are pretty secluded

If humans could do this I would 100% go out like this

*whispers* turn it on

Still waiting, although I doubt he even knows my name

I guess you could say the place is....
crawling with pussy

I can scream like a goat & also like a pterodactyl

I want a bearded dragon

Hasn't Impractical Jokers done this before?or at least something similar

Might have to bring that 7 down to a 2 for more meme storage

I either sleep too much or not enough

Why are my eyes sweating?!

"You come here often?"

I.said.the.red.one.

Me when I make cheesecake

*suddenly starts thumb wrestling*

11/10 ending!

I actually like cauliflower....steam some & add some butter, absolutely delicious!!

Boy do I have some news for you