Peter, what's happening?

I also like to eat

Sure I'd take the infinite money and live in this wonderful house and never think of warm delicious crunchy buttery sexy beautiful garlic bread ever again

Nailed it

Although highly illogical I read this in his voice.

Alfred I'm in the wrong place.

He has a vent in his head

$30,000 for one testicle, that's how much the Chinese restaurant paid me.

Wait what kinda drugs?

If you put the milk in your cup before the tea has been poured than you will get no crumpets. Indeed no crumpets at all.

Haha Ralph Cola lol

I hope mrs Potts looks that good in the live action beauty and the beast movie

It's probably why he never thought to look for Luke on Tatooine

Goddamn quark way to shine a light on humanity's obvious shame

You recommend that I watch it seriously then I might not get the jokes

Those must be some comfortable shoes

The guy staring at the topless woman is like very nice this will cure my ed

I'm still trying figure out what happened to the first mouse

Oh I want that and the dog too

And on your school transcripts

After that my lust for murder went unchecked for several years. I am now the number one hitman operating in North America

No that's me he's over there

Whew close one Brofasa