Damn, those are some sick shoes

How radiant

Fred it's not your van all you do is drive and be the friendly approachable young white male face of the business you don't solve the mystery and you know you be getting high with the rest of them. And don't act like you haven't hit Velma

Who took this picture

I forgetted

I remember my first coke pile I did the same thing

Those curves

I would be interested in her if she were on the dollar menu at McDonald's

I want that thing

The tentacles look like my back when I had that rash

Just if someone could tell my family he was the bravest man I ever met then leave with no explanation that'd be great

George Bush was a lot smarter than we give him credit he was just guided by people who didn't care about his approval rating

You would run out of kids before I broke a sweat

Does this mean I have a job? I never signed up to work! I don't have a work visa

I'd let her cum first

Well were not in real trouble until he starts quoting the joker...but then again does he look like a guy with a plan

Wait a minute this isn't Disneyland

It's the evidence that she is the Scranton strangler

I think schoolboy Q's parents were hoping he'd head into a more scholarly field of employment

I always forgot to feed mine

Can I copy your speech fellow member of the legion of doom?
Just don't make it obvious.