She said no huh, it's okay wanna brohug
Or you hoped he never ask and you felt forced into saying yes, but really you meant no.

Well chicken legs are delicious, elephant legs are too tough when you chew them

Your evil will no longer be a resident of my heart

This fight is almost as bad as when saints row

Literally just had a coworker tell me that she is prolife but thinks everyone should be able to choose for themselves what they want to do

Looks just like my exwife

Bee movie 2: Beelieve in Yourself, Kid

Hey i can see my car from here

I'm still sore

You can't fit a Texas sized state in Texas there isn't enough Texas for all those Texans

Logan you'll get nothing and like it

You can't insult me with that dress on lady

He's like this will not be a good sign for this movie

The struggle is real

No

My name? uh my regular human name? ... ...
Jackson.........Galaxy

But mom I don't wanna go to school
Oh you're going

The boy ran into a wall

My what is in your veins

It's been there since nine this morning

That can't be accurate

When you're about to go to work but you gotta take a shit
"I'm gonna be late"

Agent 47 is blending right now waiting for the right moment

Hold on joe I'll get you an ice cream