Cray 14 comments
buttscarleton
· 7 years ago
School must be dirty af
That's interesting, describe yourself! 31 comments
buttscarleton
· 7 years ago
He spoke with a voice that sent all the underwear in the room straight to hell. Including his own. And if you were sure-footed enough to meet his eyes you could swear there was music playing in the distance, your favorite song that you've never heard before.
I can do a pretty good basic white girl impression tho 2 comments
buttscarleton
· 7 years ago
Um very nice...no that's not it
Ah hmmpph vary niiice,,.. better, still needs work tho
Ah hmmpph vary niiice,,.. better, still needs work tho
Cinncinati public library fountain 5 comments
buttscarleton
· 7 years ago
All that water will ruin those books! Why do they hate books at a library? Damn you Cincinnati!
The bacon strikes back 1 comments
Why the f*ck are they unfrosted 14 comments
buttscarleton
· 7 years ago
My dad used to buy these and I can vouch for how evil they are it's like toaster cardboard with a smudge of jam
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Can you go further? 27 comments
buttscarleton
· 7 years ago
I'm sick of all this dead space between us it's like there is some evil inside of this relationship and we're under this colossus' shadow
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Real talk 18 comments
buttscarleton
· 7 years ago
She said no huh, it's okay wanna brohug
Or you hoped he never ask and you felt forced into saying yes, but really you meant no.
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Or you hoped he never ask and you felt forced into saying yes, but really you meant no.
It's fine to talk about skinny people but talk about fat people and it's wrong 3 comments
buttscarleton
· 7 years ago
Well chicken legs are delicious, elephant legs are too tough when you chew them
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Can you go further? 27 comments
Can you go further? 27 comments
Joey salads 12 comments
buttscarleton
· 7 years ago
Literally just had a coworker tell me that she is prolife but thinks everyone should be able to choose for themselves what they want to do
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Las Vegas with Tilt-Shift Photography 5 comments
How big is Texas? 17 comments
buttscarleton
· 7 years ago
You can't fit a Texas sized state in Texas there isn't enough Texas for all those Texans
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She needs our he- OH SHIT NEVERMIND! 7 comments
I need to do this for a living 9 comments
Me too 13 comments
tricky last name life 6 comments
