Give this guy a cookie 15 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
Will not
Give this guy a cookie 15 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
And reality tv objectified us, and Karen divorced us and the judge judged us and Miley missed us
Oh Amazon! You totally get me 7 comments
Some heroes wear capes 3 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
Dollar Bill's cape got stuck in a revolving door and he got gunned down
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title 32 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
Come up ith a better title(just off the top of my head... you're in the danger zone, wrong way down a one way street)
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Just search Etsy Rorschach mask 12 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
Dog carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me.
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Just search Etsy Rorschach mask 12 comments
Gorilla cheeks 14 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
If he tried to beat them gorilla cheeks it would rip his dick off and throw it in the tall grass to never be seen again.
Tree shagging a post box in London 12 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
Gonna have intercourse with you! I'm gonna have intercourse with you oooh!
That guy must be hot 3 comments
How to prepare a kiwi 10 comments
Patience 6 comments
There are two types of people in this world - what type are you? 16 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
Break up with gf mom gets new younger body, get new gf hope it doesn't happen again
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Wanted in Reno! 3 comments
I like this AU. Give me more. 20 comments
Coming this Christmas 16 comments
buttscarleton
· 6 years ago
The sequel has a third cruise crew captained by Penelope Cruz. The Penelope cruz cruise crew
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