Hey guys it’s your old pal Sleve Mcdichael

That moment in the game changes you, she’s been impaled before but not because of something you did, after that moment you try a little harder to keep her alive

If you just asked me nicely

Ladies love chemistry

I was gonna trade her in but they wouldn’t give me shit for her, so I’ll just give her to my son

Her assassination attempt has been foiled

Good message, but why is this family guy

Real life Turd Hapley

A true customer service professional

Plus if you throw your clothes on the floor she will wash, iron, steam and fold them

Are you the real life version of Billy Zane’s character

Go to that slightly too small shoebox in the sky

I came here to learn about the cosmos

The stork delivering me a baby

Wheel has pirates on it now??? Consider me a viewer for life now

You must be the Chinese one then

The one who can pick locks, but don’t get on his bad side, he is now the man of the house

As a man it would be pretty sexy if another man wrote me a check for $100,000 and I would cash that sexy ass check and bid that sexy man good day

There’s a spot right there... towards bottom left

Check again

Well duh that’s how you carve a Friday the 13th pumpkin where’s the Michael Myers mask