A very nerdy comment starting with the word ‘actually’

And ride our bikes around the halls

Oh dear, ... they must have just installed a new speed bump.. that will be good for the children

Cleanse thy self of goodness by taking some?

How dare they assume he’s lonely

Winning the ice bucket challenge

Tell Steve to come outside, I’m gonna spit on his head

We wish you a creamy shits
We wish you a creamy shits
We wish you a creamy shits and a happy new year

It’s becoming an infestation

Superfreak!

All the doctors die and Dr. Pepper only grows stronger

Diabeetus

Yeah I have to finish that “storyline”I had going with Ariana Grande

She’s got the moves

When God has decided to kill you

Those elves are some sassy bitches

Don’t worry he’s there for your protection

The real question is did he bring Amanda and Justin

Sometimes life throws a hurdle at you in an unexpected place

These young people and their paper, I tried it once and the darn thing sliced my finger, needless to say I’m a stone slab and chisel man til the day I die.

The Greek Gods were truly the family from the hills have eyes just scaring and raping all the people they could find

He didn’t sign a release for them to use his likeness on tv